Incognito

About Me

"Follow me into the desert as thirsty as you are. Crack a smile and cut your mouth and drown in alcohol."We had sat at the end of the bar with empty glasses for far too long. Next thing I know he just loudly blurted out, "Hey, who's cock do you have to suck to get a couple of drinks down here!?"

My Interests

Cycling both road and off road, juggling, boozing!!!,music, hanging out with friends. "If you don't hunt the booze the booze will hunt you."

I'd like to meet:

Me, back in the 1998. I'd say, "See that woman over there? Don't go near her!"

Music:

The good kind.

Movies:

Movies are cool.

Television:

I've got one of those.

Books:

I can read too.

Heroes:

I wish I were a hero instead of a zero.

My Blog

What a slap in the face.

So, all I said to her was, "Hey, my dick tastes like a glazed donut." Then she just slapped me and walked away. I haven't been out in a while, I guess I should try a new approach....
Posted by Incognito on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:11:00 PST