The Penguin Controller

HAIL TO THE BUS PENGUIN DRIVER

About Me

I AM THE CONTROLLER AND CARER OF THE PENGUINS.
THE MASTER OF THE PENGUIN PUPPETS.
JOIN ME IN MY QUEST FOR A PEACEFUL, HAPPY, EVIL-AND-FAKE-PENGUIN FREE PLACE.

I LOVE YOU ALL GOOD-DOING PENGUINS.

YOU PENGUINS WILL PAY THE PRICE. I WILL PICK YOU OFF, ONE BY ONE, AND DELETE YOU.

IT HAS STARTED.

My Interests

THE MEANING OF LIFE. NO SERIOUSLY, IT IS REALLY INTERESTING.

I'd like to meet:

MOTHER NATURE PENGUIN.
THE PENGUIN QUEEN.
THE BLUE PENGUIN OF KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM.

Music:

SIX GUN PACIFIST.

Books:

BOOKS

CURRENT PENGUINS WITH A TICKET TO PENGUINOPIA:

1.THE VIRGIN MARY PENGUIN
2.THE RED PENGUIN OF DOOM
3.THE SCARFACE PENGUIN
4.JESUS PENGUIN
5.THE HARDxCORE PENGUIN
6.THE HEMP PENGUIN
7.THE HOCKEY PENGUIN

[BAD NINJA PENGUIN WILL BE UNDER DEBATE IN BLOG]

Heroes:

I AM YOUR HERO THANKS.