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FARTS = FUNNY

where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

About Me

I'm married to the raddest chick ever. i absolutely love to ride motocross. i used to mountain bike a whole lot and need to start again. i have lived a really interesting life in my eyes. i have lived my dreams and still do. i am a musician but i have not played an instrument in some time now. i will again soon. (*UPDATE* i'm in a hardcore band called xonewayx. we rehearsed once and never play shows, but there is a 40 song 12" for sale. buy it!) i have played and worked with some of the most talented musicians and producers (tom gillam, spider, joe carrol, matt wallace, mike landolt, tony maserati, steve sedelnik, fred maher, etc.) i have the best friends and family around me. my back hurts. my beagles hog the bed. did i mention i love to ride motocross? Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

ang, Monster and Luna the beagles, Chuck Wagon Motocross Fazility (yes i spelled it correctly), family, friends and rock & roll.

I'd like to meet:

down-town julie brown

Music:

meshuggah, the mars volta, shudder to think, cro mags, the hives, verbal assault, tom gillam, busta rhymes, chain of strength, led zeppelin, mindless self indulgence, t rex, refused, queen, johnny cash, turning point, old motley crue, dag nasty, aphex twin, temple of the dog, slayer, O.D.B., foo fighters, youth of today, blur, jeff buckley, rocket from the crypt, ours, nerve agents, fu manchu, lamb of god, minor threat, pantera, ac/dc, persona, bad brains, public enemy, misfits, at the drive in, the darkness, fugazi, soundgarden, queens of the stone age, suicidal tendencies

Movies:

airplane, dolemite

My Blog

not too shabby for an old dude

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Posted by FARTS = FUNNY on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:35:00 PST

wanna see something funny?

me in 2000......
Posted by FARTS = FUNNY on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

this day next year...

i'll be married
Posted by FARTS = FUNNY on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:15:00 PST

sleepwalk

i have been sleepwalking quite a bit lately. it's pretty scarey. example: i'll get up in the middle of the night and get dressed and wake up in the middle. and no i am not on drugs
Posted by FARTS = FUNNY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

myspace

and the fake persona's that people have on here are so gay
Posted by FARTS = FUNNY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

.......karma..........

i'm a strong believer.........
Posted by FARTS = FUNNY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OLD SCHOOL VINYL FOR SALE!

gorilla biscuits- 7" test press 3 out of 102 bold- 7" slipknot- 7" (revelation band) chain of strength true till death 7" rites of spring all through a life 7" clutch pitchfork 7" legitim...
Posted by FARTS = FUNNY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ooooooooohhhhhhhhh snap!!!

i just looked at my profile on here and it hit me... my ass is 30 oh... my... god... so as of right now i am growing up. no more laughing at farts...
Posted by FARTS = FUNNY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no smile and look to the left...

why is it nobody on this site smiles. there are a few select friendly looking people here and there but for the most part everyone is way too artsy and serious. and to top it off, 98% of the pictures ...
Posted by FARTS = FUNNY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST