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Captain Morgan

Crazy? So who is sane then?

About Me

You know what? So many ways to describe me, and all of the ways i know will sound arrogant as hell. So get to know me, after that, its on you

My Interests

Running, football, Ultimate Frisbee (I play for UCSD Air Squids). Any Calvin and Hobbes comics. Finding out the true ingredients to Spam. And of course, what the internet is truly for.....

I'd like to meet:

People who like to have fun and not worry too much about the "In thing" Some of that can be fun, but it's better to just enjoy life and worry about what you like, not what other people tell you to like. And of course, I also want to meet your mom.

Music:

In the far away fires Where the hills forever burn At the feet of our heroes We try hard to learn But the lesson is lost there In the smoke and the mud That we are one flesh, one breath, one life, one bloodI stood by the river That ran red with shame I stood in the killing fields Where death had no name I stood with my brothers And away it flood And we where one flesh, one breath, one life, one bloodThen I felt to the ground Tasted ashes on my tongue Thinking that only the death Are forever youngThere was peace in the twilight And for a moment among It was a world without danger A world without war And I will take all your suffering It will do any good Cause we are one flesh, one breath, one life, one bloodif you can tell me where that is from... mad bonus points to you

Movies:

Braveheart. Tombstone. Pirates of the Carribean. The New Guy. Princess Bride. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Anchorman, Forty Year Old Virgin

Television:

Simpsons, Southpark, Saturday Night Live, Who's Line is it Anyway's, Aquateen Hunger Force, Johny Bravo!!!

Books:

The Odyssey. Any of the Drizzt books. Calvin and Hobbes

Heroes:

Homer Simpson... if only donuts, beer and sleep were all we truly needed... SSG Perry, he looked out for the rest of us so much...

My Blog

Cows... very deep

DEMOCRATIC   You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. ------------------------------------------------------...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST

Drunk Dialing, rules of

Ah drunk dialing, a favorite past time of college students. Always loved and encouraged, so remember, if you need someone to drunk dial, I'll always be there for you 1. Only drunk dial when you are dr...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:54:00 PST

Rules of bein a Man

INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.b...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Fri, 05 May 2006 04:40:00 PST

Another reason why its great to be a guy...ok 100 of them!!!

100 reasons why it's better to be a guy... 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five day vacation require...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:41:00 PST

The Rules, get to know them!!!

This is great....The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­­­­­­­­­ ­­­­At last a guy has taken the time ...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:54:00 PST

Sucks to history

Sucks to all things history. And especially those that involve me writing 2000 word papers. I mean seriously, I could be doing anything right now, but no, I'm stuck here writing this stupid blog becau...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 11:46:00 PST

so very true

This Bulletin (yes I copied it from a friend, then added it to my blog) is for all those people that think that they are cool, think that they are the shit. It has come to my attention that there are ...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 01:11:00 PST

Dorks of the World...Unite

Calling all Dorks... Are you a dork? Are you at the height of dorkiness? If so, then you belong in Alpha Dorkus Phi (ADP) Alpha Dorkus Phi is a cult of monumentous proportions in the distant future, w...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST