The Magnificent Group of Seven

I'd like to meet:

Pat: Sir Sean Connery, and that Ken Jennings guy who rigged Jeopardy. James H: Jeff Goldblum (Life Aquatic Goldblum), Hitchcock, Tom Seleck. Matt: Dennis Rodman, Rob Wells, John Paul Tremblay, Mike Smith. James M: Al Pacino (From Heat)...BUT only if I had Some seriously powerful firearms. Jef: Captin Jean Luc Picard (Commanding officer of the starship enterprise), Jack Nicholson, Tom "Bad Ass" Seleck. Jamie: My friends in real life, on their computers. Kyle: I'm not going to saythe stereotypical "I would like to meet this person even though they're dead", because well that's creepy to want to meet someone who's dead and really who'd ever belieive you met some dead person? Unless you're a psychic in which case you can talk to any dead person you want, but even that's creepy. So the person, the living person, I'd like to meet is myself. That's right I want to meet myself so I can truely find out if I'm actually funny or not or like if I'm a dick or not. This means I'd need an out of body experience, but hey that's just as likely as meeting a dead person.