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Torres

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay, wasting time.

My Interests

Video Games, Fun, Verbal Abuse

I'd like to meet:

a girl who doesn't wear make-up.

Music:

Bjork, Beck, Tom Waits, U2, Chris Isaak, the Cardigans, PJ Harvey, Portishead, RunDMC, BIG, Daft Punk, the Flaming Lips, Air, the Roots, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Pharcyde

Movies:

Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll, Kill Bill, Mallrats, Revenge of the Nerds, Rushmore, Evil Dead 2, Swingers, Snatch, Billy Madison, Blue Velvet, Old School, Shaolin Soccer, Jacob's Ladder, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

Television:

aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, the simpsons, twin peaks, scrubs, reno 911, the boondocks, my name is earl

Books:

The Bean Trees, Heart of Darkness, Harry Potter, There's a Monster at the End of this Book, [One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish], The Chronicles of Narnia (at face value), The Boondocks, Calvin & Hobbes

Heroes:

Bill Murray, He-Man, GTO, Dr. Cox, Zack Morris

My Blog

The American President is ... Metal Wolf Chaos!

you need to watch this video.  it seems at times like it might be just dragging, but there is absolute comedy gold in here.  those japanese game designers really know their american politics...
Posted by Torres on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:36:00 PST

The Bestest Smut EVAR!

well, maybe, maybe not.  i haven't seen it yet, and i'm sure this reveals too much about me (although my tastes are by no means limited to such), but this is the most excited about a product i've...
Posted by Torres on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST

The Shot Heard 'Round the World

Okay, so I wasn't all that much of a Zidane fan before this cup.  To me, Zidane was little more than the name of one of the only recent Final Fantasy characters who wasn't totally fucking stupid ...
Posted by Torres on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:16:00 PST

Japan has survived 1000s of years ... somehow or other.

with the dropping birthrate accounting for much head-scratching in government, you wonder if they really have any idea just how bad thigs really are. last week, there was an article about the modern ...
Posted by Torres on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:44:00 PST

In This Issue: The Mark of the Beast and A Lapse in Reason!

Today is the birthday of the Anti-Christ.  Be wary of any children born on this date.  I noticed this morning that today is Damien's day, and it bugged me out.  Of course, being in Japa...
Posted by Torres on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:16:00 PST

The Best Pencil Ever

Those of you who have been unfortunate enough to know and observe me over a long period of time will know that I develop a certain love for random products.  Well, today, I will sing the praises ...
Posted by Torres on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:23:00 PST

The Uncanny Valley and The Best E3 EVAR!!!

first of all, check this article out:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valleyupdate: far and away, the best coverage of e3 has been on www.kotaku.com.  i have been frequenting this site for so...
Posted by Torres on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:10:00 PST

Everyone vs. China (and Taiwan)

In brief, NEC was found to have been counterfeited recently. Yes, the whole brand/company.http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/04/27/busines s/nec.phpCongratulations to China for achieving a record low (o...
Posted by Torres on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST

Got my new laptop, still playing Oblivion...

what greater update in my life could there be to report on than the aquisition of a new computer? it's what i like to call a mild powerhouse. it walks softly and carries a big motha fuckin stick and...
Posted by Torres on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:43:00 PST

The 8 Flaming Vaginas of Oblivion

jesus christ, the elder scrolls is ruining my life. i have recently shirked responsibility and declined invitations to spend more time with this terrible, terrible addiction. i am now ten pounds lig...
Posted by Torres on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 03:04:00 PST