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About Me

24-year-old case study with an affinity for fake jewelry and corny jokes. Never met a sandwich I didn't like. Wish I had smaller feet and a larger vocabulary.

My Interests

Likes puppies, chocolate milk, corn dogs, Dance Dance Revolution, garage sales, punctuation marks, shoes, showtunes, traveling. Dislikes alarm clocks, mustard, yard work. ..

I'd like to meet:

My maker. And these guys. ..

Music:

Alison Krauss + Union Station, The Anniversary, The Arcade Fire, The Beach Boys, Bloc Party, Blonde Redhead, The Cure, The Faint, The Flaming Lips, Garth Brooks, Interpol, The Jayhawks, John Mayer, Muse, Old Crow Medicine Show, Outkast, Pavement, The Rewinds, Reynosa, Rilo Kiley, Ryan Adams, Rufus Wainwright, Travis, and Wilco!

Movies:

American Beauty, Big Fish, Lost In Translation, Masters of the Universe, Match Point, The Royal Tenenbaums, Sideways, Sour Grapes, Steel Magnolias.

Television:

Wheel of Fortune

Books:

The dictionary, A Separate Peace, Wifey, Ecstasy, Stardust, Neverwhere, The Bumblebee Flies Anyway, Choke, Publication Manual of the American Psychological Association (5th ed.), and the complete Nick Hornby library.

Heroes:

Dairy cows, for they provide us with milk and cheese.

My Blog

myheritage.com

Ricki Lake. Charlton Heston. Ciara. What do these three celebrities have in common? Apparently, I resemble each of them. A caucasian talk show host, an AARP/NRA spokesman...
Posted by Marmalut on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:31:00 PST

Bon voyage

Good night. ...
Posted by Marmalut on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:24:00 PST

Whiskey Tango Party

Heather does all of our laundry. Her secret is the Seagram's. K-Fed? Mama needs a bra! Classy broad. The cooler. ...
Posted by Marmalut on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:24:00 PST

To do:

1.) Read the dictionary. 2.) Get a boyfriend. 3.) Hijack the HMS Victory and commandeer circumnavigation of the globe. 4.) Eat less cheese. 5.) Be a better student/daughter/aunt/sister/employee/fr...
Posted by Marmalut on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST