You Are 52% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.
How Abnormal Are You?*Nam myoho renge kyo*
the Provacateur
(61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 76% on darkness
You scored higher than 12% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 57% on vulgarity
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Your Rising Sign is Scorpio
You're so intense and passionate - you're on fire!You want to be an angel or a devil... you can't decide which.No wonder you seem moody and even a little dangerious.You've got some major mystery going on, so work it!Your personality is the strongest of all signs, making you hard to deal with.While you're ruthless to your enemies, you're loyal to your one true love.
What is Your Rising Sign?
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Water
Beverage (alc) ? hmm..hard one...johnny walker blue label on ice
Color ? grey/silver
Food ? Vindaloo (indian)
Item of clothing ? any skirt that slims my thighs
Meal of the day ? dinner
Feature on yourself ? ugh..i guess my eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? depth
Phrase ? Ignore alian orders.
Song ? Right now Vicarious by Tool
Musical Artist/Band ? Tool all the way, baby!
Sport ? just started playing tennis, it's fun even though I suck
Movie ? Sin City
TV Show ? Right now Arrested Development
Radio Station ? KRock
Type of Chocolate ? ech, if I have to milk i guess
Eye Color ? grey
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes, two adorable cats
Smoke ? once in a while i'll have a cig
Drink ? yeah
Have any piercings ? upper ear, thinking of having my belly button done
Have any tatoos ? no, but would like to get one as soon as i figure out what i want
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend i guess my ex
Had sex ? of course
Gone streaking ? no, that's for fraternity jerks with too much time and too few brain cells
Gone skinny dipping ? no
Been to Europe ? no, but will soon hopefully
Been to an island ? ha does manhattan count? it's an island...
Had stitches ? no
Broken any bones ? no
Been stabbed/shot ? no
Slept until after 12:00 ? hell yes
Stayed up all night ? all the time, horrible insomniac
Danced like a whore ? ha yeah
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? i guess
Turned down a dare ? yeah
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? ew no
Kiss someone of the same sex ? been there
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? yeah
Lie to your parents ? if i had to
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? every word that comes out of my fucking mouth (Not true)
Lie to your best friend ?
Give a homeless person money ? i do all the time
Run from the police ?&..39;
Sky dive ? no
Cross dress ? sure
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no
Scuba dive ? sure
Go rock climbing ? sure
Go spulunking (caving) ? sounds cool
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? ha he's pissed off all the time
Bologna ? ew
Hott ? cold
Orange ? purple
Real world ? eh
Fuck ? You!
Jack ? off
Cucumber ? asparagus
Hip-Hop ? ..drawing a blank here
Uniform ? school
UniCORN ! ? rainbow
Rainbow ? brite!
Clown ? pagliacci
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Diary of a Drug Fiend and anything else by A. Crowley, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, most negative utopia books, Stranger in a Strange Land, the Lotus Sutra, the Gosho, the works of Scott Cunningham, many more I can't think of right now
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