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Caerulia

Sex and violence...melody and silence...

About Me


ProfileMix.com - Free MySpace Glitter Graphics Myers-Briggs personality type INTJ: As an INTJ, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you take things in primarily via your intuition. Your secondary mode is external, where you deal with things rationally and logically. INTJs live in the world of ideas and strategic planning. They value intelligence, knowledge, and competence, and typically have high standards in these regards, which they continuously strive to fulfill. To a somewhat lesser extent, they have similar expectations of others. With Introverted Intuition dominating their personality, INTJs focus their energy on observing the world, and generating ideas and possibilities. Their mind constantly gathers information and makes associations about it. They are tremendously insightful and usually are very quick to understand new ideas. However, their primary interest is not understanding a concept, but rather applying that concept in a useful way. Unlike the INTP, they do not follow an idea as far as they possibly can, seeking only to understand it fully. INTJs are driven to come to conclusions about ideas. Their need for closure and organization usually requires that they take some action. INTJ's tremendous value and need for systems and organization, combined with their natural insightfulness, makes them excellent scientists. An INTJ scientist gives a gift to society by putting their ideas into a useful form for others to follow. It is not easy for the INTJ to express their internal images, insights, and abstractions. The internal form of the INTJ's thoughts and concepts is highly individualized, and is not readily translatable into a form that others will understand. However, the INTJ is driven to translate their ideas into a plan or system that is usually readily explainable, rather than to do a direct translation of their thoughts. They usually don't see the value of a direct transaction, and will also have difficulty expressing their ideas, which are non-linear. However, their extreme respect of knowledge and intelligence will motivate them to explain themselves to another person who they feel is deserving of the effort. INTJs are natural leaders, although they usually choose to remain in the background until they see a real need to take over the lead. When they are in leadership roles, they are quite effective, because they are able to objectively see the reality of a situation, and are adaptable enough to change things which aren't working well. They are the supreme strategists - always scanning available ideas and concepts and weighing them against their current strategy, to plan for every conceivable contingency. INTJs spend a lot of time inside their own minds, and may have little interest in the other people's thoughts or feelings. Unless their Feeling side is developed, they may have problems giving other people the level of intimacy that is needed. Unless their Sensing side is developed, they may have a tendency to ignore details which are necessary for implementing their ideas. The INTJ's interest in dealing with the world is to make decisions, express judgments, and put everything that they encounter into an understandable and rational system. Consequently, they are quick to express judgments. Often they have very evolved intuitions, and are convinced that they are right about things. Unless they complement their intuitive understanding with a well-developed ability to express their insights, they may find themselves frequently misunderstood. In these cases, INTJs tend to blame misunderstandings on the limitations of the other party, rather than on their own difficulty in expressing themselves. This tendency may cause the INTJ to dismiss others input too quickly, and to become generally arrogant and elitist. INTJs are ambitious, self-confident, deliberate, long-range thinkers. Many INTJs end up in engineering or scientific pursuits, although some find enough challenge within the business world in areas which involve organizing and strategic planning. They dislike messiness and inefficiency, and anything that is muddled or unclear. They value clarity and efficiency, and will put enormous amounts of energy and time into consolidating their insights into structured patterns. Other people may have a difficult time understanding an INTJ. They may see them as aloof and reserved. Indeed, the INTJ is not overly demonstrative of their affections, and is likely to not give as much praise or positive support as others may need or desire. That doesn't mean that he or she doesn't truly have affection or regard for others, they simply do not typically feel the need to express it. Others may falsely perceive the INTJ as being rigid and set in their ways. Nothing could be further from the truth, because the INTJ is committed to always finding the objective best strategy to implement their ideas. The INTJ is usually quite open to hearing an alternative way of doing something. When under a great deal of stress, the INTJ may become obsessed with mindless repetitive, Sensate activities, such as over-drinking. They may also tend to become absorbed with minutia and details that they would not normally consider important to their overall goal. INTJs need to remember to express themselves sufficiently, so as to avoid difficulties with people misunderstandings. In the absence of properly developing their communication abilities, they may become abrupt and short with people, and isolationists. INTJs have a tremendous amount of ability to accomplish great things. They have insight into the Big Picture, and are driven to synthesize their concepts into solid plans of action. Their reasoning skills gives them the means to accomplish that. INTJs are most always highly competent people, and will not have a problem meeting their career or education goals. They have the capability to make great strides in these arenas. On a personal level, the INTJ who practices tolerances and puts effort into effectively communicating their insights to others has everything in his or her power to lead a rich and rewarding life. Jungian functional preference ordering: Dominant: Introverted Intuition Auxilliary: Extraverted Thinking Tertiary: Introverted Feeling Inferior: Extraverted Sensing
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How to make a Caerulia
Ingredients:
1 part anger
3 parts humour
5 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability
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Personality cocktail
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You Are 52% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?*Nam myoho renge kyo*
the Provacateur
(61% dark, 30% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK

You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 76% on darkness

You scored higher than 12% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 57% on vulgarity
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Your Rising Sign is Scorpio
You're so intense and passionate - you're on fire!You want to be an angel or a devil... you can't decide which.No wonder you seem moody and even a little dangerious.You've got some major mystery going on, so work it!Your personality is the strongest of all signs, making you hard to deal with.While you're ruthless to your enemies, you're loyal to your one true love. What is Your Rising Sign?
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Water
Beverage (alc) ? hmm..hard one...johnny walker blue label on ice
Color ? grey/silver
Food ? Vindaloo (indian)
Item of clothing ? any skirt that slims my thighs
Meal of the day ? dinner
Feature on yourself ? ugh..i guess my eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? depth
Phrase ? Ignore alian orders.
Song ? Right now Vicarious by Tool
Musical Artist/Band ? Tool all the way, baby!
Sport ? just started playing tennis, it's fun even though I suck
Movie ? Sin City
TV Show ? Right now Arrested Development
Radio Station ? KRock
Type of Chocolate ? ech, if I have to milk i guess
Eye Color ? grey
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes, two adorable cats
Smoke ? once in a while i'll have a cig
Drink ? yeah
Have any piercings ? upper ear, thinking of having my belly button done
Have any tatoos ? no, but would like to get one as soon as i figure out what i want
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend i guess my ex
Had sex ? of course
Gone streaking ? no, that's for fraternity jerks with too much time and too few brain cells
Gone skinny dipping ? no
Been to Europe ? no, but will soon hopefully
Been to an island ? ha does manhattan count? it's an island...
Had stitches ? no
Broken any bones ? no
Been stabbed/shot ? no
Slept until after 12:00 ? hell yes
Stayed up all night ? all the time, horrible insomniac
Danced like a whore ? ha yeah
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? i guess
Turned down a dare ? yeah
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? ew no
Kiss someone of the same sex ? been there
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? yeah
Lie to your parents ? if i had to
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? every word that comes out of my fucking mouth (Not true)
Lie to your best friend ?
Give a homeless person money ? i do all the time
Run from the police ?&..39;
Sky dive ? no
Cross dress ? sure
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no
Scuba dive ? sure
Go rock climbing ? sure
Go spulunking (caving) ? sounds cool
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? ha he's pissed off all the time
Bologna ? ew
Hott ? cold
Orange ? purple
Real world ? eh
Fuck ? You!
Jack ? off
Cucumber ? asparagus
Hip-Hop ? ..drawing a blank here
Uniform ? school
UniCORN ! ? rainbow
Rainbow ? brite!
Clown ? pagliacci

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I'd like to meet:

People who are as obsessive as I am, esp about Tool and the X Files - I'm a big dork

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Music:

TOOL, TOOL, and um TOOL!!!!!!!Also ACDC, alice in chains, audioslave, black sabbath, deftones, iron maiden, judas priest, led zeppelin, live, massive attack, nine inch nails, perfect circle, portishead, soundgarden, fuel, guns and roses, korn, metallica, nirvana, white zombie, marilyn manson, pixies, pink floyd, jimi hendrix plus many more...

Television:

X files, Arrested Development, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Diary of a Drug Fiend and anything else by A. Crowley, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, most negative utopia books, Stranger in a Strange Land, the Lotus Sutra, the Gosho, the works of Scott Cunningham, many more I can't think of right now

Heroes:

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My Blog

my big fuckin mouth

Like it says...my big fuckin mouth always gets me into trouble. I honestly don't know why I can't shut it.  It seems to have a mind of its own at times. you'd think a person with this proble...
Posted by Caerulia on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:15:00 PST

Yay

Which character from The Venture Brothers are you?You are Dr. Orpheus!A master of mysticism and the occult arts, Dr. Orpheus is divorced, has one child (Triana Orpheus) and rents an apartment within t...
Posted by Caerulia on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:12:00 PST

Neologisms

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.  The winners are...
Posted by Caerulia on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST

An Open Letter to the MTA

Dear MTA, M,.DM,.SDFFUIUWE45U89045BIO4590648904n !@#$%^&*IO(P))(*&^%$#EDCV KI*UJHNKIJUNHBG NLKI*U&JHNMLOK(IJUNH :LPO)(IU*&HNO)(*sjfsldkjsdweiuycxnweruiopsdg56543.r{}*rt we*/rt.r{}*()...
Posted by Caerulia on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 05:56:00 PST

Little Red Riding Hood - A Politically Correct Fairy Tale

There once was a young person named Red Riding Hood who lived with her mother on the edge of a large wood. One day her mother asked her to take a basket of fresh fruit and mineral water to her grandmo...
Posted by Caerulia on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:33:00 PST

UH OH - Biblical Parody - RUN CHRISTIANS, RUN!

On the Three Metamorphoses Of three metamorphoses of the spirit I tell you: how the spirit becomes a camel; and the camel, a lion; and the lion, finally, a child.There is much that is difficult f...
Posted by Caerulia on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:01:00 PST

The Holy Longing

Tell a wise person, or else keep silent, because the mass man will mock it right away. I praise what is truly alive, what longs to be burned to death. ...
Posted by Caerulia on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 06:59:00 PST

True

Wer mit Ungeheuern kampft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheur wird.  Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
Posted by Caerulia on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:04:00 PST

Ok, girls...

To All the Women of the World:Please do not get me wrong here, I am not trying to offend anyone, nor am I implying that what I'm about to say applies to anyone I know personally.We All Need To Get A L...
Posted by Caerulia on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:14:00 PST

I love arrested develooment

Michael: You sold houses to the Iraquis? Do you have any idea how they punish treason?George Bleuth: First time!Michael: I've never heard of a second!
Posted by Caerulia on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:04:00 PST