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KyzaCheef

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About Me

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Yeah is this mic on? Riiiight. I am a Nomad. Well, I am hardly ever at home put it that way (mainly cus im at your mum's house). My name, is Michael Payne, and I, am a nosey, neighbour. ;D Apparently im good in the air. Im growing my hair... (again..) Safe. I like n oo dles. I'm always occupied. Taxi? I float on my cloud. Safe. I got the eye of the Tiger. I watch too many films. Trucker hats. It's all about tour . I say please and thank you. I often feel the need to poke things.
I like rips.
I like penguins.
I like skipping Jenny's scenes.
I like Wednesdays.
I like running away from bee's.
I like adding names and red lines to the chart.
I like getting back into an un-made bed.
I like being on the pitch.
I like onomatopaea.
I like the feel of a shaved head. I am married to Fran. We have 3 children and a black Labrador called Gavin. 8)
YOU KNOWS IT!
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Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 90% Robin 72% Superman 70% Wonder Woman 67% Spider-Man 60% Iron Man 60% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 60% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 37% Batman 30% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
If you could be any biscuit ever made, which would you be and why?
Some of the best answers...
shnizz - a caramel chocolate digestive
cos they make me jizzzzz
....x_STEPH_x.... - Thar hard to say.. considering the fact that if i was any bisquit ever made... I'd be eaten by someone(thing), processed and digested, to be excreted... to then enter the sewer system.. ignited to consume the air... that you breathe... to then exit as some other component in a life moment... dare i say, i'd like to be eaten by (long pause) Chief's Donte Hall. jk.. mm, maybe Milla Jovovich? yeah, i'd be like the sixth element. oh yeh, oh yeh.
missboop - Be the crumbs of a chocolate chip cookie w/ extra chunky chocolate. because then i can be shared, easier to eat, and i can be mixed into the cooking =)
lydz - i would be a hobnob, cos even wen sum1 gets me wet, i dont lose my load hahahahha u know my reply will be best?
sparky - I'd be a caramel...... because there jus soooo lush n moreish ;)
Josie... ti piace la pasta? - Whatever biscuit is your mums favourite... that way i'd get eaten all the time?
Natalie Esquire - Aha! Now thats a tricky one, a Party Ring...because I'm always like "Wheres the party at!"...plus they do taste rather good.
Loobie - Erm.. I'm actually already a biscuit.. Jammy Dodger if the truth be known!! Because I get away with EVERYTHING Mohahaha
*calvin klein never looked so good* - i would be a nice biscuit, because they are sweet, have nice written all over them, and even though they crumble you always know what they were before, and each bit will always taste as sweet. ahahahaha
Farmer - A gingernut so everyone could laugh at me cos i was gingerrrrr.
Turbo - biscuit meaning cookie to us americas, eh? hm... prob a really nasty one, so some little fat kid doesnt come along and eat me.
Jess - Hmmm i wonder....... what kind of biscuit best descibes me as a person?!? im thinkin milk chocolate and orange hobnob, yep thats Jess! Not sure about the nob part tho.......I mean dont you just wanna eat me all up? hehe rude biscuits!!!
in over my head - umm...the flaky pillsbury grands lol, and y..cuz they taste good n they have alot of diffeerent layers..like me...
George Lindsay - I would be a Caramel Digestive becuase if someone was to take a bite of you unaware of what you were they would find a pleasant suprise inside, and they would realise you aren't like everyone else as they might have thought at a first glance.
=|| Loz ||= - Kitkat so i could stick two fingers up at every fucker!! :P hahahaha xx
Stephanie - If I had to be a biscuit, I think I'd be a British digestive biscuit because at first glance they seem quite average and do not stand out, but once you get a taste of them you're hooked. They are proof that appearance isn't everything :)
OCD BREE! - i don't like biscuts.
Charlotte From Myspace - I'd be a Hobnob...because they are the hobnobbiest. xxx
Laura - I would b a chocolate digestive, cos i'm very edible with chocolate poured all over me. Lol!
Nicki Naden - Id be a kitkat because Im a gemini, split personality and you can share me ;-) haha x
alice - garibaldi cos im full of dead flies x
Rodz - id b a Milk Choco Leibniz....... leibniz wot a word!! I HATE HOW I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE FUCKING TIME - i totalli be one of those moo biscuits u know the ones wiv the piccy of the farm on it u av t admire it for how detailed it is with the pic of the cows n the farm but no one gives a shit about whats inside they just eat it! lol x x x
Lucy - I would be a broken buiscit... value for money and affordable to all, also would have choclate on me to show i can be sweet x
Do I Twist? Do I Fold? - A penguin cos i love the animal!!! Plus u want to p-p-p-pick me up!!!
Lozlozlioneyes - ummmm well i spose ide have to b a chco hob nob! there just t nicest and u cant just have one u gotta go bk for more!! haha feel like im on blind date!!
...~*[sometimes love can leave you blind]*~... - probably a bourbon, because if i had a sence of smell, as a biscuit, i could smell it, and they smell fucking great.
Rebel Jenkins - Nice opening line........... I'd have to say the "mass confusion". Some chick named monica that works at some Diner ( I shouldn't say that, the diner is fabulous) came up with this shit: Buscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs and bacon in it. Hashbrowns on the side. Monica is a genius whoever the fuck she is. It's delicious. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests



Ha, Moss Farm funnel outside the beer tent... Cider oo-er!

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

NG1 23/7/06

Get your MySpace Kodak moment fest on!!!

The Minge, The Little One Lover, The Gay.

GAY FEST 2006

In the tent, before the Dutch, before the chaos... I'm looking very serious about my clunk-click!

Apparently the picture says it all?

Asbo's dirty lesbo tongue gets everywhere...

I'm sure there was a major spillage after this pic...

Yep, i'm a raging 55.

Getting my cartwheel breakdance brap brap moves on oi oi

It's kind of like this face :D

We owned this corner of the dance tent.

And what and what and whaaat haha

This is what the gay fest does to you.

How do we look this funky fresh after a night like that?

T to the O to the U to the R

It's all about being monged on tour...

It's all about being dominated on tour...

It's all about checkin' the cone on tour!

Hockey spreading the love (pure branded)

Yes, I do tend to love the gwap.

I'd like to meet:


I'm a confessed Gyllenhaalic. ..
According to this test, i'm 53% gay, and i'm a 'happy and well adjusted lesbian'. Oh dear. Take it... Take the test.

Music:

The Beach Boys, what.

S-O-VEEEE

I thank Steve for this game.

Movies:


Girl, Interrupted-Willow-Now and Then-Bambi-Rain Man-Romy and Michelles High School Renunion-Care Bears the Movie-The Breakfast Club-Dark Crystal-A Fish Called Wanda-Month Python: The Life of Brian-Natural Born Killers-Cruel Intentions-Brokeback Mountain-The Neverending Story-Lizzie McGuire the Movie-Big Fish-Basic Instinct-Gia-Boys Dont Cry-The Wedding Crashers-Spirited Away-Evil Dead 2-Finding Nemo-True Romance-Heathers-Pump Up The Volume-Kalifornia-Monster-Leon-Labrynth-Flight of the Navigator-Big-Donnie Darko-Fivel Goes West-Full Metal Jacket-LOTR-Kids-If These Walls Could Talk 2-Girl Fight-Ice Age-White Men Can't Jump-Boyz in da Hood-Do the Right Thing-Mr and Mrs Smith-But i'm a Cheerleader-Lady and the Tramp-Clueless-Shawshank Redemption-A.I-The Secret Garden-Brady Bunch The Movie-Castaway-
Anything with my Jakie in it :D

Television:


The L Word.. Green Wing (Hilarious!).. Desperate Housewives.. The O.C.. DEAL OR NO DEAL..

Books:


Everything you always ever wanted to know about tour; volume one.
Tour essentials, what you must be able to do:
1. Hold the capacity of at least 4 litres of alcohol.
2. Not get offended by jokes about an immediate member of your own, or
someone else's family.
3. Hold the urge to piss in a queue of at least 15 minutes.
4. Feel the need to bond.
5. Spread a whole lot of lovin'.
6. Submit to giving points.
7. Get dominated.
8. Wear the same t-shirt for a week.
9. Give, and recieve BANTER!!
10. Give Stacey's mom oral pleasure.
11. Have a wee without loo roll.
12. Ignore bum-numb sensation.

Heroes:


FARA WILLIAMS - the very end of a Leg. ..
Come on Forest...
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FRAN!!!. Love you forever

My Blog

Shoes me, this is for you to dooo :D

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be...
Posted by KyzaCheef on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:09:00 PST

Oh yeah come and dooo iiiit

[ I ____ Lyza. ][ Lyza is a ____. ][ If i were alone in a room with  Lyza I would _____. ][ I think Lyza should leave _____. ][Lyza needs a _____. ][ I want to _____ with Lyza...
Posted by KyzaCheef on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:39:00 PST

Foot through glass equals pain.

Thursday was an eventful day.After work, I met Suze and went to the Robin Hood (pub) in Sherwood (omg this seems like im gonna tell you a tale about Robin Hood?! But these are actually the names of th...
Posted by KyzaCheef on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:01:00 PST

The story of my life!!!

Deep in the rainforests of Asia lives a baby rabbit named KyzaCheef . KyzaCheef loves masturbating in the trees and eating beetroot all day long! KyzaCheef's family helps to watch for homophobic preda...
Posted by KyzaCheef on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:58:00 PST

Gay fest 2006 (Moss Farm)

Well well... The Gay fest pictures have arrived!Haha Little Debs is fucked!Taz got infested by the tent...Well, we tried...Get my cartwheel breakdance on hahaShe was all alone...Oi oi action shotDont ...
Posted by KyzaCheef on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 05:03:00 PST

Do iiiiiit! Please :) (Yeah I stole it too :o )

You make me _______.You should _______.Someday I will ______ .You = ________.If I saw you now I'd _______.I would build a ________ just for you.I would get your name tattooed on my _______.If I could ...
Posted by KyzaCheef on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:18:00 PST

Do this gayness :D

1. Have we kissed?:2. If not, do you want to?:3. What would you like our relationship to be?:4. Have we dated?:5. If so, did you like it?:6. If not, do you want to date?:7. Are we close friends?:8. Wo...
Posted by KyzaCheef on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:42:00 PST

*PUBES GAME*

All you have to do is; think of a film title and replace any word in that title with the word pube/pubes.E.g. Snow White and the Seven Pubes.Who ever thinks of the most hilarious wins a My Little Pony...
Posted by KyzaCheef on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:41:00 PST

Do you ever?

Wake up with a different song in your head every morning?Wonder where your phone is but it's actually in your hand?Go to throw something in the bin and just as you're about to let it go, you think you...
Posted by KyzaCheef on Mon, 15 May 2006 04:46:00 PST

Fifty five...

Seven hundredddddddddd!!! 's always welcome...Erm them other two blogs are really old, really old.. I can't remember why I was so annoyed, ha!
Posted by KyzaCheef on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:21:00 PST