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About Me

I'm a nice guy, once you get to know me. But I have a serious problem with you getting to know me. I'm a movie star, so I really have no idea what it's like to be normal. My gay roommate's name is Peppers and he is an invasive ass clown.Also, my tag says "Dreamy" :D..Episode 2Episode 3

My Interests

the internet, the 40s, telling people to take more when they've already been up for two days

I'd like to meet:

The Suicide Girls, Hugh Hefner, Brian Peppers, people with disgusting deformities and disgusting fetishes.And Patrick Swayze, so I can fuck him up.

Music:

chuck "captain shit" berry, dick hyman, taco patrick and the bitch-hats, laibach, ss baby, the screaming in my head

Movies:

the forbidden zone

Television:

the asian channel

Heroes:

myself, anti-patrick swayze, shaye st. john

My Blog

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Posted by Captain Kittyfuck on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST

you will do what I say!

My good friend made this and therefore you like it.
Posted by Captain Kittyfuck on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:35:00 PST

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I make bullets in my basement. Bet you didn't know that, did you? I command everyone to subscribe to my blog because if you don't, I will infiltrate your brain with my amateur psychic skills and the...
Posted by Captain Kittyfuck on Tue, 02 May 2006 07:43:00 PST