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Michael

We'll probably have to put a mattress on the floor then

About Me

I'm 6'2, 235 pounds and I seldom get bitten by fleas.

My Interests

Working, laughing, drinking. repeat.

I'd like to meet:

Mario Williams. He can start from the left, I don't care.... I can totally block him.

Music:

Anything that Tweedy has put his hands on ... talk about unconditional love.

Television:

The Shield. I love the shield. Season 5. Episode 5. (i know, we're slow)

Books:

Then we came to the end.

Heroes:

the culinary genius who assembled the baja chalupa at Taco Bell.

My Blog

What I thought about this morning when I woke up too early

Yesterday I drove up to Dallas to drop soemthing off and then drove over to Austin to spend the evening with friends. Right now my buddy is still aslaeep so I'm going to ramble on until he wakes up, a...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:23:00 PST

How does Matthea do it?

I dream about sleeping with Matthea Harvey now. I've never actually seen her before, I don't know what she looks like, but I dream of running my tongue down behind her knee cap until she rolls over an...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:43:00 PST

Growing up with America

My father said that hurricanes were made by little black boys in Africa. They take hands full of sand and throw them at the ocean simliar to the way you would throw a curve ball. He said that sometime...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

Cooks Grilled Medley

Hash Browns, diced ham, green peppers, onions, jalapenos, bits of bacon, and tomatoes mixed all together on a greasy diner griddle, and piled high on a plate. Topped off with 2 eggs with the yolks sid...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

Gnothing Good.

I'm going to tell you a short story about a drizzly Tuesday last May. It was a red wine afternoon, one that includes staying dry inside, and finding things to do that make you feel brilliant. And the ...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:33:00 PST