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About Me

I'm a 4 year old minature Dachshund from Grand Rapids, MI. My full name is Joseph Prescot Moneybags. I have wild boar coloring, and I love my job (a.k.a. pimpin').
Favorite activities:

Burrowing under blankets Long walks in the park Being held Licking things and people Smiting squirrels and ducks Going for rides in the car Peeing when I get excitedFavorite treats:

Pupperoni Bacon Anything my humans drop Those candy covered toostie rolls the kitty leaves in her box! Dislikes:

Burglars Window blinds DUCKS (and other assorted fowl...) Those bastard squirrels

My Interests

Killing all things that aren't of human or german origin, swimming / kayaking, licking anything and everything I see, snuggling (especially with women), rawhides, stuffed squirrels, doggie bone sundaes, chasing Pixie cat, barking at the neighbors.

I'd like to meet:

Bitches and other Dachshunds

Music:

Rock or Metal

Movies:

Strait gangsta... The God Father, Scarface, etc.

Television:

The History Channel, Family Guy, and Animal Planet

Books:

1984, Animal Farm, War & Peace, The Pokey Little Puppy

Heroes:

Spud Mckenzie, Ron Jeremy, & Schuurman.

My Blog

bad week...

So last tuesday (may 8), Dan came home really sad. Unfortunatley his brother, Matt, had passed away after kicking brain cancer's ass for 3 years. It hurt me almost as bad as Dan because Matt was my bu...
Posted by J. P. Moneybags on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

My Birthday

So my Birthday was Friday and I am now officially an old dog. I am 4 years old! I just don't really feel 4. My master, Dan, took me to the Petco and told me I could pick out anything I wanted fo...
Posted by J. P. Moneybags on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

My new roommate, Pixie

Pixie the cat lives with me now! She is very annoying in the morning when she meows to be fed but other than that I really enjoy chasing her around the apartment. I also got to meet some other cats th...
Posted by J. P. Moneybags on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:36:00 PST

Bewilderment

Well since Sunday night Dan and I have been staying in this strange new place. I am confused. When are we going back to Melbourne?? This does not make much sense to me. First, on Sunday Dan loaded up ...
Posted by J. P. Moneybags on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:51:00 PST

Strange things a foot on Melbourne...

So, normally Dan and I get up on saturday and make some bacon and eggs (which kick's ass, because i love bacon!) and then go watch some tv or do womens work (cleaning, laundry, etc.). However, for som...
Posted by J. P. Moneybags on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:35:00 PST

clean teeth...

That son of a bitch Dan left me yesterday! All day at the vets office! Now my mouth is sore and I'm tired, not to mention pissed off. How would he like it if I left him somewhere that drug...
Posted by J. P. Moneybags on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:39:00 PST

Labor Day Weekend

This past weekend I went camping with Dan and Tina near Mount Pleasant. I had a great time. I got to go canoeing on a river and go swimming, which I love. I am a great swimmer! I also g...
Posted by J. P. Moneybags on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

Check out how sexy I am!

Wow, I was tired. I'm ready! Lets go! Are we going yet or what? My buddy Tigger likes to jump. ...
Posted by J. P. Moneybags on Sat, 27 May 2006 12:01:00 PST

Tuesday

Well today is Tuesday I think, every day seems the same when you are a dog. I got up from my owner Dan's warm bed when he got up to go to the thing he calls work (I still don't know what that is). The...
Posted by J. P. Moneybags on Tue, 02 May 2006 10:51:00 PST