Pencils McQuillin

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~~~~~ ----- To understand Pencils, you need to understand the thoughts that complex my mind each day. With that being said, this may be considered my mantra, my credo, my proclamation. Here is some for your pleasure: 1) All PETA members need to experience the thrill of big game hunting. 2) People on the TRUTH ads need to smoke one pack a day to get into flavor country. 3) The Amish live the best way of life and should share this via tv and internet. 4) Tara Reid has got to stop that deer in the headlight look and look more like a victim. 5) All kids need to walk to school every day to end this fat epidemic. 6) The Atari 2600 has got to be recognized as the best gaming system TODAY!!! 7) All religions are correct in their own way, except Scientology which is truly off base. 8) New movies should be new, NO REMAKES!! Best new movies of recent days are as follows: Poseidon, War of the Worlds, and King Kong. 9) Greeting card companies need to make more than 4 uncle Christmas cards each year. I am tired of guessing which one I have not sent in a while. 10) These are the Greatest National Exports of all time: England-muffins, France-toast, Belgium-waffles, Italy-sausage, Russia-vodka, Columbia-Shakira. 11) ScatterCock the Movie needs to be shown with the IMAX experience in 3D. 12) Ryan Seacrest should come out of the closet or just be a cross dresser. 13) All misbehaved children need a fatal beating once in their lifetime by their parents to keep them in control. 14) All Harry Potter fans have got to be called "Potterphiles." 15) The only pharmaceutical ads that need to be on television should be aspirin, cough syrup, and yeast infection medication. 16) Abortion activists need to adopt more children. 17) Vegetarians have got to try Wendy's triple cheeseburger or go to a restaurant that has all you can eat prime rib night. 18) When I order a "plain" hamburger from any fast food establishment, why do I have a 50/50 shot of it being right? How hard is it to get it right? Take pride in your job or just admit you are a failure.These are just some of the things that make me try to make sense of this crazy planet that we all call home. Thank you for your support.