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About Me

Im young D. Ware and im the coolest person to be wit period! I dont hate, discriminate, agitate, meditate, levitate, or constipate, but i do proclamate (i'll tell you if you lookn fuc*ed up). Beautiful smile, beautiful body, beautiful mind, beautiful attitude, and a beautiful personality. I rep the Mother Land proudly, i love wen hatas doubt me. Im Lazy as h311 but capable of doin anything i put my mind, body, and soul to. I hate breakn hearts and hate havin mine broken (but i just brush it off). Last but definitely not least: I wanna thank GOD for puttn me on this earth.

My Interests


I like music, females, definitely sports, chilln wit "the crew", playn xbox live, laughin at people who look like they just said f*** it i dont care anymore, shoppin, talkn on the phone (sometimes), IMs and txtn (sometimes), web surfn (i love ebay!), and leanin and rockn.

I'd like to meet:

GOD, Pac, Biggie, Oprah, Christina Milian, Nas, Rhianna, Aaliyah, the person who stole my wallet, the person who stole my speakers and amp, Bill Gates, Beyonce, the person who hooked Beyonce and Jay-Z up, and Jerry from Tom and Jerry so i can whoop his a**.
How Badass Is Your Life?
have you ever????
smoked?: nah and i dont plan to
drank beer?: yea but its nasty as hell
drank whiskey or vodka?: yea
slept in the same bed of the same sex?: yea (dont get no ideas)
made out with someone of the opposite sex?: yea
had someone in your room of the opposite sex?: yea
watched porn?: yea
lied to your parents?: yea
lied to your best friend?: yea (all the time)
snuck out of the house?: yea but dont need to n-e more
done something illegal?: yea a lot
hurt someone badly?: yea but i dont like to
wished someone to die?: nah. not in my right mind
missed curfew?: curfew?! lol
been to a therapist?: nope. i would outsmart him or her
colored your hair?: hell no
been in a car accident?: yessir
sniffed anything?: nope
wore arm bands: y
wore band t-shirts: dont thnk so
listened to rap: errday
bought a 50-cent CD: lol. he lame as hell so i just burned it
dressed gothic: f**k no
dressed prep: yea
dressed grunge: nope
been too drunk to remember anything: nope. i can handle my own
had a crush on your neighbor: yessir
been to a concert: yessir
been called a slut to your face: yea
called someone a slut to their face: nah. im respectful
showered at someone of the same sex's house: yea
showered with someone of the same sex: hell naw!
brush your teeth with someone else's toothbrush: look @ last answer
seen an R rated movie in theaters: yessir
cruised the mall: yep
cut classes (actually skipping school, not havinga parent call you in): back in my mischievous junior high days
had a eating disorder: nah im too healthy
cut yourself: often (but not on purpose)
had an injury: yep. had some major ones
caught something on fire: yessir
lied about your age: i thnk so
been cheated on: yep
talked to a stranger: yep
hugged a stranger: thats too far. not that friendly
Met face to face with someone you met online: hell nah
Stayed online for 12 hours straight: nope. i got a life
Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight: maybe
Watched TV for 12 hours straight: nope. i got a life
Been to a fair: who hasnt
Been called a bad influence: yea. lol
been asked to stop cursing: yep
Prank called someone: yep. many a times
recieved threats to turn you into the authorities: yep
Laid in bed with someone of the opposite sex: yessir
Cheated on a test: once or twice
Cheated on homework: probably
Held hands with someone of the opposite sex: yea. thats nothn
Been pushed into a pool: yea
like robots and dinosaurs?: wat the F**k? i guess
Watched 5 hours of fuse straight: noe
Had a crush on someone thats more than 15 years older than you: prolly
been called emo?: no
Wear eyeliner: only on weekends. j-k
Skinny dipped: not yet
Laughed at someone who was seriously hurt: not on purpose
doubted your sexuality: hell naw! just cuz i watchd brokeback mountain? j-k
stayed out all night: always
have near death expirences 1 a month?: nah but ive had a few
ate something nasty for a dare: yea
stripped for a dare?: yea
played strip poker or card game?: yea
had a crush on your cousin?: OH SH*T! nah thats not how we roll
had a detention more than 2 hours: yea
flipped off a teacher to their face?: yea and i regretted it
been obsessive over someone or something: probably
broken up with someone: yea
been broken up with: yea
been in love: sadly.....yea
gone out with someone you didnt like: yea
cursed out a teacher: yea (regretted)
regreted something you did while drunk or high: told you i dont get drunk
rejected someone: nah im too nice
had a threesome: not yet
hit on someone in your family: hell nah
gone out with someone and wished you were with someone els: lolol. yesssssssss
made out with someone thinking it was someone else: uhhhh.....dont thnk so
made your bf/gf do something they didnt want to do: lol. yea
had sex?: yea
been arrested: temporarily
liked a friends bf/gf?: often
gotten in a MAJOR fist fight in public: yea
told your parents off (while cursing at them): nah im too respectful
been suicidal: i got too much to live for
shoplifted more than 2 things in a store: nope. dat boi to good to shoplift
swam in a white t shrt: nah i like showin off my body
would you ever
go to your worst enemy's funneral: of course. respect
kill yourself: hell naw. too much to live for
take a bullet for someone: depends on who. mom yea, Bush no
THE LAST QUESTION
whats the youngest you would ever have sex: 12
end this survey with a quote: Wat it do wat it is you aint neva seen a playa like this. HOLLA @ YA BOI!!!!
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Music:

Very Diverse. anything but that hard rock, metal BS. I Love slow jams at nite, rap and r&b during the day, and baby makn music when the time is right ;).

Movies:

Da Vinci Code (very deep), Crash, Dont Be a Menace, Exorcist: the version never seen before, Not another teen movie, Boyz N da Hood, Kings of Comedy, O brother where art thou, Dave Chapelle: For What its Worth (funniest stand up), Dave Chapelle: Killing Them Softly (second funniest standup), Brokeback Mountain (nah im just fuc**** wit ya)

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Southpark, MTV Jams, ESPN, Lilo an Stitch (yea i said it. and wat), spongebob (any problems?), Discovery Channel (lol. dat boi educated)and last but not least.....BET

Books:

The Giver, 1984, Da Vinci Code, Animal Farm

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Heroes:

My Bird (Love you mom), My bird's bird (love you Grandma), My pops, Oprah, Ty Law, Randy Moss (not really "hero"), Malcolm X, MLK, Nelson Mandela, Ellen Johnson Sirleaf (look her up), and the man