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kris-wicked

You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threate

About Me

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Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them! What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are Wind
Strong and overpowering
A force to be reckoned with, no one dares cross you
You have the power to change everything around you
You are best known for: your wrath
Your dominant state: commanding What Type of Weather Are You?
You Are 72% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Failed the US Citizenship Test
Oops, you only got 6 out of 10 right! Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
Your True Love Is a Sagittarius
Why you'll love a Sagittarius:
Deep and philosophical, you'll love getting lost in hours of conversation with your Sag.
Your Sagittarius is curious and adventurous enough to keep you interested... not an easy task!
Why a Sagittarius will love you:
You're passionate about a few important issues, a kind of depth that Sagittarius finds very attractive.
You're outgoing, flexible, and up for almost anything. You and your Sag will have tons of adventures together. What Sign Is Your True Love?
You Are 24% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
You Are Machiavelli's Spawn
You're going to get what you want, and no one's going stand in your way.
(Even if it's just knocking out your roomie to get the last ice cream sandwich!)
People who slow you down, simply need to be taken out - by any means possible.
You are the master of charming, wooing, manipulating, and intimidating. How Machiavellian Are You?
Your Deadly Sins
Pride: 60%
Envy: 40%
Greed: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Wrath: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You will become famous - and subsequently killed by a stalker. How Sinful Are You?
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You Are Smokin' Hot
You're a terrible flirt, a sharp dresser, and a party animal.
Of course, you're totally sizzling too. And for you, being hot just comes naturally. Are You Hot?
You Are Homer Simpson
You're just an ordinary, all-American working Joe...
With a special fondness for pork rinds and donuts.
You will be remembered for: your little "isms" and philosophies on life
Your life philosophy: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." The Simpsons Personality Test
You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra
You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are Iceman
You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possible
A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers
Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible Which of the X-Men Are You?
You scored as Fallen Angel. You my friend are a FallenAngel. You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very crewl, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness.

Fallen Angel


92%

You are a Vampiric Elf!


83%

Black Witch


67%

You are a Demon


58%

Vampire


50%
What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
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You scored as Yellow. Your heart is yellow. You are very fun loving and you..'re the life and soul of the party. Some people may call you childish, but they..'re boring fuckers and should be shot! Be happy to be happy and don..'t change for anyone. Oh wow, I'm very proud of you *sniffles*. This is my first quiz so bite me...

Yellow


93%

Blue


86%

Pink


79%

Purple


57%

Green


39%

Red


29%

White


25%

Black


21%

Orange


21%
~What colour is your heart?~
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Which character from a horror film are you?
Jason Voorhees (from Friday 13th)
You have a grudge against camp counsellors, ever since you drowned in a camp lake at the age of 11. You were a mask to hide your identity and are a master killer
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What Playboy Bunny are You? (pics)
Black and Red
Hott...You are black and red PlayBoy bunny!
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You are Iron Man
Iron Man 100%
Superman 90%
Green Lantern 90%
Robin 75%
Spider-Man 70%
The Flash 70%
Catwoman 60%
Supergirl 60%
Hulk 60%
Wonder Woman 50%
Batman 50% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker 85%
Venom 84%
Mr. Freeze 84%
Lex Luthor 73%
Dr. Doom 73%
Mystique 72%
Riddler 70%
Two-Face 64%
Dark Phoenix 61%
Magneto 61%
Kingpin 58%
Green Goblin 56%
Apocalypse 55%
Juggernaut 48%
Poison Ivy 48%
Catwoman 44% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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No place like London Sweeney Todd (full clip high quality)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33--nJumYZY

A clip from sweeney todd where sweeney todd (johnny depp) talks about londond being a big black pit of vermins that are full of shit

My Interests

"He Who Makes A Beast Of Himself Gets Rid Of The Pain Of Being A Man - Dr Johnson"
"Only The Dead Have Seen The End Of The War - Plato"
Im, the comedian, i love to be funny and liven up the party. I love my car (Honda Integra 1991 LS) and partying with my mates. Don't drink much or smoke no more :)?(actually thats changed now and i drink and smoke and party just about every weekend. Umm not sure wat else. Just ask me i guess. I love my bestie Nimz and i love all my mates to death. Yer i know i sound bit like a girl sometimes but thats what i get i spose for hangin round chicks all the time ^_^ (i dont mean voice btw, my voice is very manly hehe). But anyway i hope to hear from you soon. Msg or comment me :).

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who just wants a chatting buddy or a party buddy. Chicks ;), guys, just people to have fun and muck around with generally. And for the ladies, well we will just have to find out how far you wanna go ;) :P.

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Music:

Rock, Metal, Punk, Hip-hop, jazz, blues, country (pretty much anything but teeny bop, rnb and techno) altho i dont mind sum dance music.
Dragonforce - My Spirit Will Go OnDragonforce - Valley Of The DamnedAvenged Sevenfold - Seize The DayAvenged Sevenfold - Beast And The HarlotAvenged Sevenfold - Bat CountryAvenged Sevenfold - Unholy ConfessionsAvenged Sevenfold - Burn It DownAvenged Sevenfold - MIA

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribbean, LOTR, Fast and the Furious, Back to the Future, Gilgamesh, Underworld, Howl's moving castle, DOOM, Land of the dead, Braveheart, Cars, Kenny, Stargate. Generally anything thats comedy, action, thriller or fantasy.

Television:

Rove LIVE, Supernatural, Everybody Loves Ramond, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, thank god your here, House.

Books:

Riftwar SAGA, Shannara Series, Tomorrow Series.

Heroes:

Johny Depp, Heath Ledger(RIP buddy you were awesome and were a true blue aussie...way to show them wa tan aussie is like...hope your family is all good mate), Rove Mcmanus, Craig Lowndes. (and the hotties :p) Angelina jolie, Jessica Alba, Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman and the veronicas wow they r hot.

My Blog

eh another weekend

hmm well my car is registered and i get my lciense back soon yay.  Works starting to pick up.  And im still girlfriendless which sucks.  Played guitar hero with troy and andrew last nig...
Posted by kris-wicked on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:59:00 PST

v-day

Well as it turned out the dreaded v-day came and i was all alone and single :(. However ness did msg me today and seeing as i havent talked to her in ages that was good. Car is booked in for a roadwor...
Posted by kris-wicked on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST