Jackie

Ok, a few things "about me". I make fabulous offspring. I always cross my legs when I pee. I try to be the bigger person when it comes to quarrels. I drink way too much coffee and smoke way too many ciggetettes. I don't smoke pot anymore (damn potheads). I dye my hair every month and my jaw pops everytime I chew, so you don't want to sit next to me at the dinner table. And this I'm not sure why, but lately, especially at work, I've been talking like I have a MN or WI accent, I actually like talking like that. I love animals, but I do eat them. I wish I didn't. If I knew that me stopping the consumpton of meat would save all the slaughter I would stop, but I'm just one person. I love shoes, hate hippies, I'm a recluseive homebody, love punk rock, hate country anything, love the city, hate my new town I live in, and miss my family & friends. I don't like how I look in a bikini from the waist down, but waist up is pretty fab. I am willing to be a surrogate mother for the right price, I carry healthy children and enjoy being fat and eating what I want. Thats about it and I'm serious about that surrogacy thing. If you don't actually know me, have met me at least once, then don't ask to be my friend, cause I don't know you. Friends only here, unless your a band I like.

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