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The Grick

I'VE SEEN A MILLION FACES... AND I'VE ROCKED THEM ALL!!!

About Me

I AM THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE. CHICKS DIG ME. I AM A DEVOUT SCIENTOLOGIST WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE MOTHERSHIP. I BEAT MY OLD LADY BUT SHE WON'T LEAVE ME BECAUSE I HAVE MIND CONTROL OVER HER AS WELL AS PHYSICAL INTIMIDATION. SHE NEEDS TO STOP DAYDREAMING BOUT LIPSTICK. SOMETIMES WHEN I'M REALLY DRUNK I PISS THE BED. PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IS REAL. I'M A HELL OF A DANCER. EVERY NOW AND THEN I JERK OFF IN THE MIRROR CAUSE I LOOK THAT GOOD. WHEN I'M A GUEST IN SOMEONE'S HOUSE I'M USUALLY CASING THE JOINT, YOU KNOW, SEEING WHAT'S THERE TO STEAL. WHEN I'M BORED AND ALONE I MUTILATE MYSELF WHILE LISTENING TO MARYLIN MANSON. I CAN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE MOVIE "SHE'S ALL THAT" WITHOUT CRYING. FETISH PORN IS A PERSONAL FAVORITE OF MINE, ANYTHING REALLY KINKY. ONE DAY I HOPE TO GET CHOSEN FOR THE REAL WORLD AND BECOME FAMOUS. I'VE GOT A LOT OF EGGS IN THAT BASKET. I CAN SPEAK FLUENT MEXICAN. WHEN I'M REALLY BORED I'LL GET A HOOKER JUST SO I CAN BEAT HER ASS AFTERWARDS AND TAKE MY MONEY BACK. IN MY SPARE TIME I ABUSE DRUGS, BINGE DRINK, VERBALLY ABUSE MY GIRLFRIEND, MASTURBATE TO THE POINT OF EXHAUSTION, BREAK IN TO CARS & HOUSES, , ETC AND SO FORTH. YOU KNOW, I'M JUST A NORMAL GUY...

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My Interests





I'd like to meet:

NOT ANY OF YOU, REALLY. I KNOW ENOUGH PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE. THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE I THINK IT'D BE INTERESTING TO RUN INTO, THOUGH. YOUR MOM, THE IRON SHEIK, REALLY CHEAP HOOKERS (THE CHEAP STREETWALKING TYPES HAVE MUCH BETTER STORIES,) MATT BERRY, RON WHITE, AND JIMMY FALLON SO I COULD TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT FUNNY ENOUGH TO TAKE OVER FOR CONAN O'BRIEN AND ASK HIM WHY HE CONTINUALLY LOOKED AT THE CAMERA ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE WHILE SMIRKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

Music:

LET'S SEE... I LIKE MOSTLY OLD PUNK MUSIC BUT PUNK ROCK KIDS MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT. I LIKE BLACK FLAG, THE RAMONES, DANZIG/THE MISFITS/SAMHAIN, BAD BRAINS, DEAD KENNEDYS, THE DESCENDENTS, PRIMUS, BAD RELIGION, TSOL, FUGAZI, SABBATH, TALKING HEADS, G 'N R, CIRCLE JERKS, TOOL (EARLIER STUFF, THEY KINDA SUCK NOW,) NOFX (SAME AS TOOL,) ALICE IN CHAINS, NIRVANA, THE BEATLES, SMUT PEDDLERS, THE MINUTEMEN, DORKY 80'S SHIT, BEASTIE BOYS, CYPRESS HILL, DEAD MILKMEN, GOV'T MULE, MAC LETHAL, METALLICA (ALTHOUGH THEY NOW SUCK AS WELL,) MEGADETH, THE MELVINS, MINISTRY, MICHAEL JACKSON BEFORE HE BECAME A FREAK, MINOR THREAT, OPERATION IVY, SOME RANCID, SUBLIME, JANE'S ADDICTION, PUBLIC ENEMY, SNOOP, THE ROLLING STONES, RUDIMENTARY PENI, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, AND THE GERMS JUST TO NAME A FEW.
I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE TECHNO AND HAVE A VERY HARD TIME RESPECTING ANYONE WHO EVEN LIKES IT A LITTLE BIT. MOST RAP SUCKS, COUNTRY SUCKS, TOO. I AT LEAST RESPECT THE DEAD BUT WOULDN'T BUY ANY OF THEIR ALBUMS. PHISH SUCKS. MOST IF NOT ALL NEW MUSIC IS REALLY, REALLY AWFUL. ACTUALLY, MOST MAINSTREAM MUSIC, NEW OR OLD, IS REALLY REALLY BAD. THOSE NEW "POP-PUNK" BANDS SHOULD ALL DIE. AT LEAST WITH NEW RAPPERS THEY ADMIT IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY AND NOT THE MUSIC. DID I MENTION THAT RAVE BEATS FUCKING SUCK?

Movies:

ORIGINAL STAR WARS, RESERVOIR DOGS, GOOD FELLAS, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, GRANDMA'S BOY, TOMBSTONE, SLINGBLADE, ROCKY, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, KEVIN SMITH FILMS, BREAKIN' 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO, HAPPY GILMORE, LOTS MORE I CAN'T THINK OF...

Television:

FAMILY GUY, SEINFELD, STEELER GAMES, TWILIGHT ZONE, DRAGNET, MILLIONAIRE, NICK JR, HISPANIC SOAP OPERAS, PTI, AROUND THE HORN

Books:

JACK-OFF MAGS, CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOKS. US WEEKLY, TIGER BEAT, DANIELLE STEELE NOVELS. I CAN BARELY READ...

Heroes:

MYSELF, CHRIS BENOIT, O.J. SIMPSON, DANIEL LARUSSO, RONALD McDONALD

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by The Grick on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST

Some of Pierce's Liquid Dance moves...just a taste.

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Posted by The Grick on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST