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About Me

if life is an experiment, i fear i lack a proper sample size and appropriate hypothesis.

My Interests

being weird and creepy, sudoku, astrology, picking stuff off of my body, dollar bins and clearance racks, cursing in foreign languages, heated nuts, compiling informal dossiers of crazy neighborhood characters, mojitos, flavor of love influenced reality television, not doing laundry until everything i own smells like beer, sweat, crotch or feet.

I'd like to meet:

basically, i don't even care to know most of the people i already know, let alone a new crop of assholes.

Music:

the only band i ever have or ever will listen to on a consistent basis is jawbreaker.

Movies:

pauly shore. however, i will concede that jury duty is subpar and pauly shore is dead ruined my life.

Television:

everything on vh1 and the cooking channel.

Books:

all i read is terrible "CHICK LIT", memoirs and anthropology textbooks.

My Blog

this is the n.ew year

so, this is the first new years in awhile that i've been awake for and not made a complete [if not hilarious] asshole out of myself.  hooray for being old and boring.i participated in squirr...
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:37:00 PST

this is new

i got a new leptop for christmas.  i will be ever present on the internet, as i have not been in years. ok.  i'm lying, i'll abandon this in two weeks like i do most things. if i haven't tal...
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:27:00 PST

I GOT HATE CRIMED

some old dude called me "GOYA" [derrogatory term for a non-jew, for y'all not in the know] OY!!! i'd be more offended, but i kind of find it hilarious.
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST

oral roberts

hey, if you've got a basketball poll, you should probably pick them, i mean, they seems pretty tight.  it's a good name. in other news, i am too awkward for words! on the positive side, candy con...
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:30:00 PST

romance

my space ad:Are You Dating a John Trucker?jenberg: I WISH.  HUBBA HUBBA.okay.  not really, but for some reason that phrase popped into my head when i saw that thing and I felt that it was BL...
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:25:00 PST

MEMORIES. MAYBE THEY WILL INVOLVE YOU.

this is my myspace thing that i am doing and i am going to post a memory about my top 8. omgz. if you are not in my top 8 and want verification that i know you and can think about our friendship, pl...
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:19:00 PST

ST. PATRICK'S DAY BILE

I HATE PUKING MORE THAN ANYTHING. THIS FLU IS GONNA RUIN MY OPPORTUNITY TO EAT LOTS OF FREE SHIT. WORST EVER. YOU GUYS CAN'T EAT ANY OF MY CANDY SWAG UNTIL I CAN SWALLOW FOOD WITHOUT PROMPTLY RETUR...
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 10:03:00 PST

proclamations.

on occassion, i will just like, decide that i am something. for example, i have decided that i am 5'7", instead of my customary 5'6". deal with it. also, i have decided that i am a juggalo, mostly ...
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:08:00 PST

spyspace

do any of you kids use the spyspace? apparently, the spyspace tracks who looks at your profile or whatever. this is making me even more scared of the internet. i am already pretty scared of the inte...
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:06:00 PST

Who is ciara engaged to?

I don't even know who ciara is. some sort of femme fetale, i'm sure.
Posted by JenBergDotCom on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:05:00 PST