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Heather W

I'm a kitty. I like kitty things.

About Me


I am a (dirty) Limey Kraut-Gypsy with an affinity for sea creatures, kitties, and paisley.
I have a shelf full of plants and an aquarium full of fish. All of which are named because I plan on never having children but I have deep desire to name things.
I use mouthwash; sometimes I floss. I've got a family and I drink cups of tea. I've got nostalgic pavements. I've got familar faces. I've got a mixed-up memory and I've got favourite places.

My Interests

Traveling
History
Hoarding Money
Whining
Screen Printing
All things art
England
Astrology
Tarot cards
Palm Reading
Foreign Languages

I'd like to meet:

People who will discuss history with me at length.
Especially but not limited to:
Ancient Rome
Ancient Egypt
Elizabethan England
The French Revolution

Music:

NOT PICTURED: Endless Mike and the Beagle Club - The Husky Tenor, Lady Sovereign - Public Warning

My Blog

Roller Derby Name

I need a Derby name. Help me think. Here's what I've come up with so far:Heather Double Bruise (my favorite but those who dont know me as Heather W wont get the joke)Heather Slam (weak but kinda l...
Posted by Heather W on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:50:00 PST

Back From Vacation

Turns out I don't think I need anti-anxiety medication after all.  I just need a few weeks of non stop drinking in a foreign country with a bunch of strangers. I feel so much less uptight after t...
Posted by Heather W on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:41:00 PST

Michael and Heather at the Baggage Claim

I gave Fountain of Wayne's new record, "Traffic and Weather" a fair listen and I don't dislike it as much as my first impression.  However, nothing will ever make me like the song "Planet of...
Posted by Heather W on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST

Harry Pooter 7: The Race to Not Hear Spoilers

So I am super excited because I will be back in the good ole U S of A when the new Harry P goes on sale.  I pre-ordered it at Barnes and Noble dot Com. I have this TERRIBLE fear that before I can...
Posted by Heather W on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:44:00 PST

"The Tudors"

So how excited am I for this show?  The answer is "very." 1.  It's about history 2. It's about English Monarch History 3. It stars Johnathan Rhys-Meyers AND Callum Blue 4. HISTORY.  SPO...
Posted by Heather W on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST

UGH MY EARS ITCH

ALLLL THE TIME. It sucks yo.  Yet is soooo satisfying to scratch. The best scratching tool I have found is a mechanical pencil with no graphite in it.  Pointy enough to get a good scratchin'...
Posted by Heather W on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

Es un coche grande

I told some pittpunker named bingosherlock to "STFU noob" because she was trying to get me to find scientific studies that prove or disprove astrology. I win at the internet.  Or lose, I can...
Posted by Heather W on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

I just got BUSTED!!!

Lenore: Are you listening to Christina Aguilera? HeatherW: n-noo..no I wasn't.........  ok yeah I was
Posted by Heather W on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:56:00 PST

Pittsburgh Penguins Bitches

How does one get the job of being one of those girls that throws t shirts and what nots to the crowd during period intermissions at the Pens games? I bet if I had long hair and coral pink frosted lip ...
Posted by Heather W on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST

End of 2006 thang

2006 in reviewA YEAR-END SURVEY LIKE NO OTHER1.) Where did you ring in 2006?Kirby and Moo's2.) What was your status by Valentine's Day?In a relationship3.) Were you in school (anytime this year)?Yes.....
Posted by Heather W on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST