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Stormblade

About Me

WHAT'S UP HOMIES!!! I'll be brief. I enjoy getting stoned, with my niggas and a couple of my down-ass bitches. I have a sizeable cock. When I am not proudly displaying the afore mentioned cock over either of my shoulders, I use it to bring discipline to Big Meanies. Sometimes, normally in the winter months, I coat my cock in fish oil, animal fats and other such vitamin-rich concentrates - and allow small, shivering rogues,rejected asylum seekers and needy homeless children to sleep beneath it for the night. There is nothing sexual intended here AT ALL - my cock is needed by many suffering people in eastern-european post-communist states, so I take my job very seriously.
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I'd like to meet:

Someone to wash my cadillac grills, and smoke blunts with me.