I wake up in the morning and make 10 pots of coffee. After consuming these beverages of highly toxic caffiene persuasions, I laugh. Mostly on the inside..to myself...because I have no friends. No really..I have no friends. Follwing these shenanegans I doth verily enjoy watching Shrek 2. I like it when Shrek talks about his Donkey. I then spend approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes...and 33 seconds staring at the wall, loathing myself...entirely. Later that day I lie in bed fearing and cursing the marrow. Thats usually when i decide to pet my Pussy for comfort, his name is Oscar. We normally cuddle, my pussy and I, for quite some time. I then begin to prepare for my night. I first drink some more coffee, then i proceed to the bathroom to wash my ass before the festivities that will surely be occuring. Then I wisk myself away to my bedroom to dress, normally looking for the gayest thing I own. From there I then go to the bars where the krunkness happens. I just want to say that I enjoy going to gay bars for the sole reason that Faggettes are funny. They are like clowns that you don't have to pay to watch. And let me just say this about that, I LIKE CLOWNS, but only real ones. The the fake ones creep me out. Well that pretty much sums it up... Begin Game Code --
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