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About Me

i be all i can be.
i/god/jesus/buddha/shen/allah/yahweh/krishna/brahman && mary
think i am awesome.

... &&& that's all i need.

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My Interests

generalinterests:
music.
party.
party.
hip-hop.
party.

G-O-D.
+
MANIFESTation.

oh, &&...

M.A.C.

I'd like to meet:

portia's got ______ on her radar.

&& until i get (to) him....
these motherfuckers/motherfucking moments keep me going:

Music:

Movies:

10 Things I Hate About You
100 Girls
187
40 Days and 40 Nights
A Thin Line Between Love and Hate
Above The Rim
All About My Mother
All About The Benjamins
Amelie
American Beauty
Amercan History X
American Pie
Another Day In Paradise
Army of Darkness
Birdcage, The
Boys on the Side
Boyz In Tha Hood
Bronx Tale, A
Bully
But I'm a Cheerleader
Can't Hardly Wait
Candyman
Casino
CB4
Charlotte's Web
Chicago
City of Lost Children
Closer
Clueless
Color Purple, The
Crash
Crybaby
Dancing at the Blue Iguana
Dawn of the Dead
Dead Man on Campus
Diabolique
Do the Right Thing
Dogma
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Dreamers, The
Erin Brockovich
Evil Dead
Faculty, The
Fear of a Black Hat
Four Brothers
Four Rooms
Freeway
Freeway 2
Friday
Fried Green Tomatoes
Gia
Girl
Girl, Interrupted
Gridlock'd
Hairspray
Higher Learning
House on Haunted Hill
Hustle and Flow
I Dream of Jenna
Jawbreaker
Juice
Jumanji
Jumpin' Jack Flash
Kids
Kill Bill (Vol. 1)
Kill Bill (Vol. 2)
Last Dragon, The
Little Mermaid, The
Lola rennt
Long Kiss Goodnight, The
M
Maria Full of Grace
Menace II Society
Mixed Nuts
Mommie Dearest
Money Talks
Monster
My Summer of Love
Napoleon Dynamite
Next Friday
New Jack City
Not Another Teen Movie
Players' Club, The
Poison Ivy
Pretty Woman
Pulp Fiction
Raising Victor Vargas
Real Women Have Curves
Reefer Madness
Riding in Cars With Boys
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The
Romeo and Juliet
Salaam Bombay!
Scream
Shaun of the Dead
Sin City
SLC Punk!
Sleepaway Camp
Slums of Beverly Hills, The
Snoop Come Home
South Central
Soy Cuba
Tales From the Hood
Thelma and Louise
Thirteen
Vertical Ray of the Sun, The
Virgin Suicides, The
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Wiz, The

Television:

Books:

Grab the book closest to you. Look at page 18. What is the fifth sentence?

"I woke up after midnight, drooling on the couch."
- Good In Bed

Days of War, Nights of Love
Little Earthquakes
Good in Bed
In Her Shoes
Middlesex
The Virgin Suicides
Sharp Objects
Lolita
In a Dark Dark Room
Girl Walking Backwards
Smashed
The Things They Carried
Jemima J.
The Liars Club

Heroes:

My Blog

violated.

so...i just have to say.i am very upset with the world right now.i am so, very sick of people stealing from one another.i have been stolen from before--materially, emotionally, mentally, energetically...
Posted by (portia) maserati.™ on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:33:00 PST

vegas. [the gist]

flamingo hotel.pink/green/sexy flashing lights.tv in the bathroom mirror??pimp suite.tip the bellhop per bag.live flamingos && giant coy fish.sunbathe at the pool.meet some gays.meet some guys.meet so...
Posted by (portia) maserati.™ on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:45:00 PST

heart.

it hurts.i’ve put up an icy wall.success.i now don’t let anyone in.they may be able to hold a cold brick or two in their hands.but the rest remain in place.put a drill to me.a wrecking bal...
Posted by (portia) maserati.™ on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:58:00 PST

beatz.

you need you a songtress.a songtress that's deadly with a pen.a songtress that can put a baby to sleep.a songtress that can soothe the heartbroken.a songtress that can get a crowd crunk.i need me a pr...
Posted by (portia) maserati.™ on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:38:00 PST

making out.

no one does it anymore.why??please tell me.i really miss making out&& i'd rather not teleport back to high school.or, even my first semester of collegejust to get some lips, tongue && hardcore dry-hum...
Posted by (portia) maserati.™ on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:49:00 PST

girls v. women

i must say...i am very proud of the fact that i can say i am a WOMAN.now,i don't mean anatomically.don't get me wrong--vaginas are awesome.but i am proud that mentally, spiritually && emotionally:i am...
Posted by (portia) maserati.™ on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:24:00 PST

gorgeous.

"you're so gorgeous!" i am. it just doesn't make such sense, does it?...
Posted by (portia) maserati.™ on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

lyrically.

..> ..> Use Song Lyrics or Titles to Answer Each Question... Describe Yourself: I don't make no sense, but baby, I'm the shit. Describe Your Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I understand your anger and yo...
Posted by (portia) maserati.™ on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:47:00 PST