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Lyse

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About Me

I am an art student, allergice to chloriene and spend most of my time chasing my four lb dog around. I drink beer in the bathtub and I’ll admit I’ve read “The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands” by Dr. Laura. My favorite artists are Henry Matisse and Vincent Van Gogh. I smoke and I keep saying I’m going to quit but I’m not so sure. My best friend is a midget Italian hottie who never ceases to amaze me and I like ink wash but not pen and ink. If I could be a Disney character I would be Daisy Duck. My favorite novels are White Oleander by Janet Fitch, The Virgin Suicides by Jeffery Eugenides and Less Than Zero by Bret Easton Ellis. I’ve never said “I” or “my” so many times in one paragraph but this is my “about me” so I guess I’m allowed. My favorite expressions are “suck it” and “idiot bitch”.
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