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Lord Dave

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About Me

Nine Inch Nails lyrics:

..Blue October lyrics:
You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! - "I knew it!" - Dave How Evil Are You?
I am native to Puyallup, WA and I currently live in Wichita. I enjoy playing on my computer, and doing nothing when possible.
Me... Hmmm... Well I would consider my self thoughtful to a fault, I think way to much about things that require little thought, and think way to little about things that require deep thought. I am currently in a transitional period of my life. I have grown tired of hateing so much. Kinda took a step to the dark side there for a while. It is tough loosing a best friend in any circumstance, but I will not let it define my life.
Music is definatly a big part of my life. I like everything. John Lennon to Slayer to Jewel to Beastie Boys to Elton John to Jay Z. Nine Inch Nails is one of my favorites right now, the new album, Year Zero, is awesome from start to finish. Modest Mouse and Blue October are also on my most played list. I could not decide which song to use on here so I went with the media player you see to the left. All good songs, I almost put whole albums on there :)
Pictures of Greensburg, KS: Greensburg Photos
Ever wonder if I am being swept away by a tornado???? See My Weather!
You're an Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David
Birthday: 11-20-1980
Birthplace: Renton, WA
Current Location: Derby, KS
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blondeish
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: A little bit of everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Lugz
Your Weakness: Pouting, begging
Your Fears: Waking up from this dream
Your Perfect Pizza: A whole one. :) with everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find that someone
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: anyways
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, I'm late
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whats that?
Your Most Missed Memory: "Let's do this"
Pepsi or Coke: COKE, Huge lines of...cans.
MacDonalds or Burger King: The King all the way, that dude is creepy.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: That stuff is gross
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No way
Do you Swear: Do you breathe?
Do you Sing: to much
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: A little, my job is great w/o it
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: I think so
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really
Do you think you are Attractive: yes :)
Are you a Health Freak: by whose standards?
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Ohhh yeah, he just keeps on missing me.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, trumpet and guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: maybe 2 beers on Fridays, my texas hold'em night
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Leagal ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not quite
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Good idea, but no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Umm... Highschool question
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Define beaten up
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Blaze of glory, hail of gunfire, ever see the movie Heat?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A child at heart, President of the Divided States of America
What country would you most like to Visit: Vietnam
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, but I am partial to green
Favourite Hair Color: Red, blonde
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: Short. You know that hieght where everthing just fits togeather in a hug.
Weight: Soft for comfort
Best Clothing Style: Out dress the situation
Number of Drugs I have taken: Illeagal? 1 I think.
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None yet, I may have my child's name somewhere when it happens.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to be named or counted, I am trying to be a better person.
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My Interests

Music Player:

Stuff to do in Wichita, KS:
Mosley Street Melodrama Funny Stuff, Good food.
Museum of World Treasures Lots of cool old stuff, lots of reading.

Bush recently called the terrorists Fascist Islamics
Definition of Fascist

Friends Quotes: (Send your personal quote to me!) Keith M: "Nothin' goes with milk and cookies like porn."

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor - Coffee at Dennys or a cafe early in the morning - Talk about family
Sadam Husien - Maybe 6 or 7 years ago sipping tea in his Palace - Back when he still had some honor and pride left, just to see what concerns him what is on his to do list.
George W. Bush - Standing in the sidewalk - I would really like to look him in the eye, see what is going on in there.
Brian Wagner (A.K.A.: Marilyn Manson) - Ask him what he thinks of Vincent Damon Furnier (A.K.A.: Alice Cooper)
My Grandkids' Grandkids.
Bill Gates - At a South Seattle hole in the wall bar - Get him drunk and ask him for 5 bucks.
Albert Einstien - My living room - Just to discus space time, quantum physics, string theory, and how to cook the perfect steak.
Elvis - Ask him what he thinks of the Beatles
John Lennon - Ask him what he thinks of Elvis ;)
Ozzy Osbourne - just try to have a conversation with out explitives.
I would like to see the end of the world. Not like I want it to hapen, but I would like to be there.

MEGADETH!

Movies:

Quotes:
1: The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!
2: You know what good ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
3: You are the best single serving friend I have ever had.
4: Inconcievable!!!!
5: I said the words, really I did, HONEST!
6: You see this? This is us, he is fucking with us.
7: This is the L.A.P.D! Move your BUSTED ASS PIECE OF SHIT TO THE SIDE! We got guns and shit!
8: So tell me something Padre, when I was kicking your ass back there, did you get a little mahogony?
9: I know how good the coffee is Jules, you know why? Because I fucking bought it, when Bonnie goes to the store she buys shit. I buy this because it tastes good. But right now I am not thinking about how good my coffee is...

All you need to know about the Matrix: You are the one, Neo. I cant be the one. I know kung fu, I am the one. Hello Mr. Anderson. I stop bullets. I am the one. Ahhh! My eyes!

Television:

Where do I start???
Rescue Me is THE best show on TV season 2 ended on such a horrible note I almost cried, maybe I did, can't remember ;) Season 4 is kicking ass and taking names, women suck, stick to just one.
The Shield - I heard that the next season will be the last, should be worth watching.
24 has taken a wrong turn somewhere, I lost interest.
House M.D. This guy has the customer relation skills we all wish we had the balls for. Las Vegas is a good show, its about Vegas and it has Tom Selleck in it, how can you go wrong?
I have been watching shows from other countries latly, due to the writer's stike. BBC: Robin Hood - awesome TV like you don't really see anymore. Top Gear - Car show where they drive $500k cars and do wacky stuff. Austrailia - City Homicide - Great show, highest rated in Astrailia :) Good luck finding it. CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Channel) Inteligence - Take the US spying on Canada, them spying on us, throw some guns in the middle with the largest weed dealer in BC, add some really shady characters and you have a great show.
As far as comedy goes... Here is the list:
Scrubs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, My name is Earl, And I dream of new episodes of Jackass.

Books:

The Dark Elf Books by R.A. Salvatore. Stephen King's Dark Tower series is very thought provoking and just plain wierd, as well as the Desparation and The Regulators duo.
Honestly I have not been reading enough lately, thats why my books are a little dated. :)

Heroes:

Join the resistance - Facisim is not OK
Send the messege: Bush and Cheney broke the law and violated the Constitution, IMPEACH THEM! There MUST be consequences, or else you and I are to blame.
Free The West Memphis 3! Believe in Somthing.
I would have to say that John Lennon is one of my biggest heroes and influences. The way in which he lived and loved, (except the whole abandoning his first son thing) should be a model for everyone to achive. His death has left a hole in humanity that may never be filled again. It is so sad that in his absence people will listen to the hateful influences there are today. It just goes to show, that humanity wants a leader, someone that will stand up for what is right, and in the stead of that they will listen to anyone who will talk louder than anyone else.
And with out that leader, there are people like George W. Bush who can get away with murder and basic school yard bullying while everyone makes excuses for his behavior like some co-dependant beaten wife justifying her bastard husbands actions. "He was misinformed about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq" "He did not know the situation in New Orleans was that desparate" EXCUSES! The same as "If I had only gotten him a beer when he told me to he would not of slammed my head in a door." How many times do we have to hear "I don't know" before we fire him? How many people have to die? Bush has his own mass grave sites, they are only dug individually and filled with flag draped coffins. Lying to and disobeying the U.N. He is no different than Sadom. Really the only diffence between Hitler and Bush is Hitler had a lot more popular support.
That will proably get me investigated by the CIA or Department of Fatherland Security.

My Blog

1D4

Take the quiz at dicepool.com You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. O...
Posted by Lord Dave on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:11:00 PST

Band Aids

So, Bush wants an economical stimulous package here in his last year.  A short term fix at that.  What does this mean?  1.  If the Democrat controlled House shoot it down, they are...
Posted by Lord Dave on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:15:00 PST

Click your heels three times...

I am back from WA. I left wondering how I was going to manage, My unemployment was not paying the bills and my savings is exhausted. Yes, I came back to a stack of bills I can not pay yet, but that is...
Posted by Lord Dave on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:50:00 PST

Homesick

I'll lose some sales and my boss won't be happy,but I can't stop listening to the soundof two soft voicesblended in perfectionfrom the reels of this record that I've found.Every day there's a boy in t...
Posted by Lord Dave on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:48:00 PST

The toll so far

Cold Hard Facts:Sources:  http://www.infoshout.com/http://www.icasualties.org/oif/ 3,891 That is the number of US Military Fatalities as reported by the DoD. 132 That is the number of self inflic...
Posted by Lord Dave on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:47:00 PST

War is Over (If you want it)

http://www.imaginepeace.com/   It's not enough to point fingers.  It's not enough to just know it is wrong.  Evil triumphs when good men do nothing.  This isn't about B...
Posted by Lord Dave on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:37:00 PST

Its Just Me

I lost a piece of me in you;I think I left it in your arms.I forget the reasons I got scared,But remember that I cared quite a lot.You see but lately I've been on my own.Yeah one, but one by choice.Yo...
Posted by Lord Dave on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:34:00 PST

How can you forget?

I have said it before we touched Iraq, and I will say it again, it will be at least a generation before there is reasonable peace in Iraq.  That generation starts from the time we finish rebuildi...
Posted by Lord Dave on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:07:00 PST

The i Word

Impeachment. www.ImpeachBush.org It is our duty to hold those accountable, accountable. On this website, you can sign a petition, print your own paper pettitions and send a letter to your represe...
Posted by Lord Dave on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:44:00 PST

Scorpio Facts

Beneath a controlled, cool exterior beats the heart of the deeply intense Scorpion. Passionate, penetrating, and determined, this sign will probe until they reach the truth. The Scorpion may not speak...
Posted by Lord Dave on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:38:00 PST