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Miss Lady Bitch

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been wid

About Me

I am a strange, strange girl. I will admit I like the weirdest and most random things. Recently a friend said that I must be either a nerd or a tomboy. I am NEITHER of these things. I am just me, and that’s the way I like it. I could be totally predictable and say “If you don’t like it you can fuck off, blah, blah, blah” I wont say this, simply because if you are reading this chances are your some random person that I don’t know. Bully for you if you think I’m anything other than cool.


Shit I Love

In no particular order, here are some of my fav things:
Australia's Leading Rock & Roll Nostalgia Retro Event
Wintersun 2007 starts on Friday 1st June and ends with the huge Best Of Wintersun Concert on Monday 11th June. Wintersun is Australia's leading annual Retro Nostalgia Festival. Featuring over 1000 Hot Rods, Custom, and Classic Cars, more than 100 bands and performers, dancing, movies, street parade and competitions. The Festival is held in the border coastal towns of Coolangatta and Tweed Heads on the New South Wales / Queensland border. Many events are free; some are in the streets while others are in the local clubs and shopping centres.

For More Info Visit: http://www.wintersun.org.au/
POKER

A few months ago a very good friend of mine introduced me to this amazing game called... TEXAS HOLD ‘EM. I haven’t looked back since. I love playing...But I hate losing. Because I am a very impatient person I lose fairly often. Only when I’m hell bent on kicking someone’s ass do I have the patience to go all the way. A prime example is below. We have a few people at work that enjoy a few hands of poker. And that’s what they get for fucking with me!!! (NOTE: Mine is the huge stack in the front there, the rest is what the boys had left... suckazzzz)


Yes, I’m a cat girl. I love my fat bitch cat. All she does is eat and sleep. No.. Really.. she is like garfield except she doesnt like... move... ever. Her name is “Fatty Boomstix” and rightly fucking so!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with similar interests

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Books:

A Child Called It -Dave Pelzer This was a book that my mum bought. I started reading it because I was so damn bored. This book is un-fucking-believable. I cried and cried and cried. This is one of my Top 3 fav books.


The Count of Monte Cristo -Alexandre Dumas I saw the movie before I read the book and I wish I hadn’t. The movie does NOT do this book justice. I love this kind of stuff


Vanity Fair -William Makepeace Thackeray I was made to read this in high school. Of course because it was required reading i wanted nothing at all to do with it. But the more I read the more of myself I saw in the main character (Becky). Not in the way that she is almost an anti- heroine, but I think she has no clue what she is doing even though she has a "Life Plan" so to speak. Anyway, I loved the book. And old mate Reese did a Fab job in the movie adaptation.


Lolita -Vladimir Nabokov I remember seeing this movie and going... "WTF is going on here… Oh... OH!". I was only young at the time. I kind of liked the movie but didn’t quite understand everything that was going on. My mum told me that this was a famous book or whatever so I gave it a go. Explained a lot... actually explained everything. heh.. Funny how a book would do that eh


Fight Club and Choke –Both books written By Chuck Palahniuk This guy (Chuck Palahniuk) right here, is the fucking MAN. Not many people know that Fight Club was a book long before it was a movie. I was one of these people until a friend filled me in. I loved Fight Club the book so much I read all of chucks other books. The only one that I think is just as good is Choke. If you don’t like reading but want to try to get into it then this is the book for you. Its a quick read and it has your attention as soon as you read the first sentence. Annnnnnd yeah, I'll stop crapping on now.


Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret -Judy Blume My mum bought this book for my sister when she was young and I eventually ended up with it in my room. At the time I thought it was the coolest thing in the world. And any woman who read this when they were young will agree.. It WAS the coolest thing out.


The Bride Stripped Bare -Nikki Gemmell This book is a fucking masterpiece. Just fucking read the damn thing. READ IT. Oh and this plea goes out to women only. I don’t think guys would appreciate it... Heroes


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My Blog

[Day Ten]

Dylan and Khai had their gala nite tonite. They looked so fucking cute!!Is it just me or does hunter look stoned?Got some footage but my digital cam doesnt record sound  DAMN  ...
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:24:00 PST

[Day Nine]

I hate shopping with a fucking passion, the only reason I do go is so i can get my Black V. This shit is liquid gold. Mum always gets the wrong one. If you want something right, you gotta DO IT YO'SEL...
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:28:00 PST

[Day Eight]

Off we go, to try and get our big brekky that we were so cruley denied the day before, we headed back to the coffee club... and the gas was still fucking off!!!Garden city it is, Hoorah for toscani's....
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:59:00 PST

[Day Seven]

We Begin the day with cookies. Lots of fucking cookies. OH MY GOOD! Debbie, you tha man, THE FUCKING MAN!I did all for the cookies, for the cookies, so you can take your cookie, and stick it in your Y...
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

[Day Six]

I will get around to this one day. I thought girls were sposed to be organised? Ah well...There is so much shit lying around that I thought a RED handbad was my cat from far away... I really must star...
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST

[Day Five]

THEY ARE FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fuck, I have never been this excited, Daniel told me about the new line up...**wets pants**...
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

[Day Four]

Mmmmmm... Make your own noodles......
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

[Day Three]

Not Only was I fucking late for work, I also forgot that I was supposed to start on the early shift, fucking usless.Hopefully now I wont be late eh?...
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:38:00 PST

[Day Two]

Day two and I almost forgot my task! lol. Its not looking too fucking good. Just a lazy day. Ended up at my mates playing pool and drinking.. I have work in a few hours though.. shit.Hunter fell aslee...
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST

[Day One]

And here it begins. Today was a fucking brill day. Kristy asked me to go and look at some venues for her wedding next year. She has already booked a place and put down a deposit... But she still isn't...
Posted by Miss Lady Bitch on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:56:00 PST