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maria

I am here for Dating and Networking

About Me

i like guys that are FUNNY, smart, intelligent, and just like to have a good time. i have a crappy job right now but im in the process of looking for a new one, i attend macomb right now, im just your average chick that likes to get messed up! feel free to e-mail me hopefully i'll talk to u soon!

When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water first.
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 23
How old do you act? 16
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? uhh wtf am i doing on a pirate ship
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no

My Interests



You've Been Bit By the Shopping Bug!
You're constantly adding to your wardrobe - and it shows
However, you can show some restraint. You love good deals.
Your love of the clearance rack has paid off...
You probably have only maxed out card or two, if at all!

Music:

john mayor, Sugar Ray, Anthony Hamilton, third eye blind, From First To Last, Reggeaton, the anniversary, counting crows, daft punk, jane's addiction, Maximo Park, ZZ Top

Movies:

Beauty Shop, shrek 2, bottle rocket, Beaches, The Island, March of the Penguins, Old School , drama, Beaches, Grind, Royal Tenenbaums, The Fast and the Furious, BABY BOY, Fever Pitch, Labyrinth, The Other Sister, Baraka, body, Drop Dead Fred, the Royal Tenenbaums, The Witch, all disney movies

Books:

A Separate Peace, sans-serif;}, The Joy Luck Club, PUSH, The Vampire Lestat, Oscar Wilde, FLYY GIRL, wuthering heights, A Time To Kill, Arial, Crime and Punishment, The Master and Margarita, tuesdays with morrie, A Million Little Pieces, Thus, Gossip, the secret garden, Oscar Wilde