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Eric

brother, friend, mentor, worst enemy, take ur pick

About Me

For a while I was living a thug life in Iraq. I think I tied that freakin' bandana on my head pretty damn tight..
I'm pretty laid back, and simple guy. With simple needs of course. I don't try to be anybody or hang out with just a certain crowd, or try to fit in. I can be you best friend or worst enemy, it depends on how you take it.
I don't care what you think of me, in fact, I don't care if you talk crap about me. Frankly I don't give a $hit, I got my own things to worry bout...
But foreals, I'm pretty cool, and keep to myself, and do my thang, and handle my business... I rely heavily on what I have accomplished in life, and I am gaining more out of life every minute, every day. In five years, I probably be married in a beautiful house and having twenty kids ;).
Let me leave you with this very short quote... enjoy... "The road to success is not straight, there is a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends, red lights called enemies, caution lights called family, and you have flats called jobs. But if you have a spare called determination, an engine called perseverence, insurance called faith, and a driver called GOD, you will make it to a place called success."
"I'm Rockin like the Hurricane," only in Japan, except they call it typhoons.
Wetsuits make you look like a superhero!!
Who has bigger hooters??
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My Interests

Went to New York one day, because I was bored. So, I took a drive up there.

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order... 1. Jesus, 2. my first ever crush, my first grade teacher, shes one hot momma, 3. the guy who discovered rice, 4. the punk that stole all my hot wheels in the third grade, 5. the doctor that deliever me, so I can slap his ass for bringing me into this world...
I thank Steve for this game.

Books:

My little 7 month vacation in the sandbox, they would call Iraq..

Heroes:

This guy.. excuse the nudity..

this pic was taken while he was in high school.. would that be considered as child pornography?

More nakedness.. Galen says, "Happy trails are cool!!!"
This guys is my hero also, only becuase he has cake on his face..
Doesn't this guy remind you of someone..
Maybe a man with one name, and five syllables.. DER-EK-ZOO-LAND-ER
These guys are the best when you put them together, or maybe not..
But this guy is my real hero!!