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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Comedian Dude
Birthday: October 1, 1977 (LIBRA HOLLA)
Birthplace: Brooklyn NY (BK STAND UP!!!)
Current Location: Atlanta, GA (You can find me in the A, Woooo)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty but watch out for the left
Your Heritage: Af-re-ken American (BLACK BABY)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Beef and Broc Tims
Your Weakness: Women with big feet. Oh My...that is so sexy. lol
Your Fears: Not finding a women with big feet.
Your Perfect Pizza: Ground beef and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I want to do a show for 1000 people. I'm halfway there. Holla
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Holla
Thoughts First Waking Up: This is the bullshit. FUCK
Your Best Physical Feature: Wait to you see my...
Your Bedtime: Whenever, sometime in the AM, as usual.
Your Most Missed Memory: Damn thats something I can't remember. I guess thats my most missed memory.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke/Pepsi I don't give a damn is there Vodka in it?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mcdonald fries with Burger King burger. I Like It...My Way
Single or Group Dates: Single, groups are for the youngsters
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Nestea ummm that sounds good
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Coke with Vodka umm so I guess vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Not in to either.
Do you Smoke: Nah, I fucked up the liver not the lungs.
Do you Swear: Fuck you talking about. Hell Ya!!!...BITCH lol
Do you Sing: In the shower like big luffa not little luffa (Love Luther Vandross) (Pause)
Do you Shower Daily: If someone answer no to this one they are some nasty bastards. So ummm YES
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, but I found out you can't marry cars. Sucks for me.
Do you want to go to College: Been there done that. Like Dr. Dre
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, Why not, need that relief on the taxes.
Do you belive in yourself: Hell, yeah if not me then who. That line is on everyones survey so why stop.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I walk. I got to get over this crap.
Do you think you are Attractive: Attractive? I'm freakin SEXY AS HELL!!! Whoa, who the hell still says freakin. Oh Well
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah, I make sure I have Lettuce on my Sloppy Oily burgers. I care about my body.
Do you get along with your Parents:Yup, cause I'm to old to get beatings
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I'm doing something during them.
Do you play an Instrument: Nah, but girls I've been with say they love blowing my Flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Drank? I guzzled that shit. Almost put goose in needle and shot it up.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nah, I'm a drinker. I get messed up enough for someone to get second hand drunk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Alcohol, if you count that. Oh and Flintstone Pills. Almost O.D.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Wish been to busy. Comedy is my girl and she is selfish.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah needed to shoplift some new shirts that were on sale.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos...Damn something else to shoplift. Good choice.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah raw fish. Reminds me of this...Never mind
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, you nosey bastards. I'm on it every damn day.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, but give me a couple of more minute might have a different answer.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In my shower. Oh you should have been there.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yeah, pick up some Oreos a couple of minutes ago
Ever been Drunk: Drunk? Does R. Kelly go potty on little girls? I've been drunk to the point that if you touched my skin you would get tipsy.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, soon as I see her walk up in the Club I'm a Flirt. Don't bring her around me...cause I'm a Flirt!
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah one time this girl was riding me and then, ummm I think so.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes you must have A.D.D. damn it Oreos and Shirts. What you try to get me locked up?
How do you want to Die: Smiling having sex.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Smiling having sex.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil, heard the women are easy. I'll tell you if its true or not later in the year.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No Preference
Favourite Hair Color: No Preference
Short or Long Hair: Either just style that MotherF.....
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Lighter than me
Best Clothing Style: Grown Man Look. Holla
Number of Drugs I have taken: This gotta be for the cops, first the...Have you stole anything? Now this Drug question. NONE FUCK IT
Number of CDs I own: To damn many
Number of Piercings: 1 in my nipple. lol, Nah in the ear
Number of Tattoos: 2 need to get some more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Having sex with a midget. I feel like I belittled myself.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - HOLLA AT THE KID YOU KNOW YOU LIKED IT!!!
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