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Haugh ha!

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About Me

So whassup man?
Coolin man
Chillin chillin?
Yo you know I had to call, you know why right?
Why?
Because, yo, I never ever call and ask, you to play somethin right?
Yeah
You know what I wanna hear right?
Whatchu wanna hear?
I wanna hear that Wu-Tang joint
Wu-Tang again?
Ahh yeah, again and again!
*sounds of fighting*
[RZA] Wu-Tang Clan comin at ya, protect ya neck kid, so set it off
The Inspectah Deck
[Meth] watch ya step kid (8X)
[Inspectah Deck]
I smoke on the mic like smokin Joe Frazier
The hell raiser, raisin hell with the flavor
Terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan
Swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman
So I, tic toc and keep tickin
While I get ya flippin off the shit I'm kickin
The Lone Ranger, code red, danger!
Deep in the dark with the art to rip charts apart
The vandal, too hot to handle
Ya battle, you're sayin Goodbye like Tevin Campbell
Roughneck, Inspector Deck's on the set
The rebel, I make more noise than heavy metal
[Raekwon]
The way I make the crowd go wild, sit back relax won't smile
Rae got it goin on pal, call me the rap assassinator
Rhymes rugged and built like Schwarzenegger
And I'ma get mad deep like a threat, blow up your project
Then take all your assets
Cause I came to shake the frame in half
With the thoughts that bomb shit like math!
So if ya wanna try to flip go flip on the next man
Cause I grab the clip and
Hit ya with sixteen shots and more I got
Goin to war with the meltin pot hot
[Method]
It's the Method Man for short Mr. Meth
Move it on your left, aah!
And set it off, get it off, let it off like a gat
I wanna break full, cock me back
Small change, they puttin shame in the game
I take aim and blow that nigga out the frame
And like Fame!!, my style'll live forever
Niggaz crossin over, but they don't know no better
But I do, true, can I get a "sue"
Nuff respect due to the one-six-ooh
I mean ohh, yo check out the flow
like the Hudson or PCP when I'm dustin
Niggaz off because I'm hot like sauce
The smoke from the lyrical blunt makes me *cough*
[U-God]
Ooh, what, grab my nut get screwed
Oww, here comes my Shaolin style
Sloop-B and my b-boy's U
to my crew with the "suuue"
*interlude* watch ya step kid (8X)
[Ol Dirty Bastard] c'mon baby baby c'mon (4X)
[RZA] Yo, ya best protect ya neck
[Ol Dirty Bastard]
First things first man you're fuckin with the worst
I'll be stickin pins in your head like a fuckin nurse
I'll attack any nigga who's slack in his mack
Come fully packed with a fat rugged stack
Shame on you when you stepped through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard straight from the Brooklyn Zoo
And I'll be damned if I let any man
Come to my center, you enter, the winter
Straight up and down that shit packed jam
You can't slam, don't let me get fool on him man
The Ol Dirty Bastard is dirty and stinkin
Ason, Unique rollin with the night of the creeps
Niggas be rollin with a stash
ain't sayin cash, bite my style I'll bite your motherfuckin ass!
[Ghostface Killah]
For cryin out loud my style is wild so book me
Not long is how long that this rhyme took me
Ejectin, styles from my lethal weapon
My pen that rocks from here to Oregon
Here's more again, catch it like a psycho flashback
I love gats, if rap was a gun, you wouldn't bust back
I come with shit that's all types of shapes and sounds
And where I lounge is my stompin grounds
I give a order to my peeps across the water
To go and snatch up props all around the border
And get far like a shootin star
Cause who I are, is dim in the light of Pablo Escobar
Point blank as I kick the square biz
There it is you're fuckin with pros and there it goes
[RZA]
Yo chill with the feedback black we don't need that
It's ten o'clock hoe, where the fuck's your seed at
Feelin mad hostile, ran the apostle
Flowin like Christ when I speaks the gospel
Stroll with the holy roll then attack the globe with the buckus style
the ruckus, ten times ten men committin mad sin
Turn the other cheek and I'll break your fuckin chin
Slayin boom-bangs like African drums (we'll be)
Comin around the mountain when I come
Crazy flamboyant for the rap enjoyment
My clan increase like black unemployment
Yeah, another one dare, G-Gka-Genius
Take us the fuck outta here
[Genius]
The Wu is too slammin for these Cold Killin labels
Some ain't had hits since I seen Aunt Mabel
Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel
Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table
That's what ya get when ya misuse what I invent
Your empire falls and ya lose every cent
For tryin to blow up a scrub
Now that thought was just as bright as a 20-watt light bulb
Should of pumped it when I rocked it
Niggas so stingy they got short arms and deep pockets
This goes on in some companies
With majors they're scared to death to pump these
First of all, who's your A&R
A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar
But he don't know the meaning of dope
When he's lookin for a suit and tie wrap
that's cleaner than a bar of soap
And I'm the dirtiest thing in sight
Matter of fact bring out the girls and let's have a mud fight
*sounds of fighting*
[RZA] You best protect ya neck (4X)
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My Interests

The usual

I'd like to meet:

A tall German who still believes the world is flat.

A nice, rich man to sweep me off my feet.

Captain Pink Fornicate Liquor.

Tony Stark AKA Iron Man, the awesome, armor-clad hero of the free world.The HAL 9000 computer so he could sing "Daisy" to me as I disconnect his brain.

Music:

Stuff...and stuff.

Movies:

Plenty

Seven Samurai, Rashomon, Lawrence of Arabia, Metropolis (Lang's version, the anime one is okay), Rebecca, Notorious, North by Northwest, Oldboy, The Bicycle Thief, Taxi Driver, M, The Rules of the Game, Jackie Brown, Branded to Kill, Bullit, Hard Boiled, The Killer, Once Upon a Time in the West, Bob le flambeur, Le cercle rouge, Le Samouraï, Blade Runner, The Maltese Falcon, The Seventh Seal, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Big Sleep, Yojimbo, Star Wars OT, Lord of the Rings, Spider-Man 2, Batman Begins (just knocked all of the geekiest ones out right there), Casablanca, Double Indemnity, Citizen Kane (if you don't appreciate this movie, you might want to reconsider watching movies), The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Pulp Fiction, Schindler's List, The Apartment, Goodfellas, Sunset Blvd, Twelve Angry Men, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Enter the Dragon, Mean Streets and a whole helluva lot more.

Television:

Not much lately.

When I do watch it's usually - South Park, 30 Rock, Scrubs, The Office (US or UK), Battlestar Galactica (the recent one not that cheesy wannabe Star Wars space opera from the 70s), The Daily Show, and the Colbert Report.

Books:

Everything related to school, over and over again.

My Blog

Discussion posts are lame.

In an online class this semester, I have to do discussion posts. Everyone writes in the first person except for myself. The same goes for works cited - I'm the only one that has it, no one else does ...
Posted by Haugh ha! on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:59:00 PST

In the mood for De La Soul - listen with me!

Everyone knows "Me, Myself and I," which samples Funkadelic's "(Not Just) Knee Deep," amongst other things. The video gets bonus points for the Prince Paul & Q-Tip cameos. Also, late 80's/early 90's A...
Posted by Haugh ha! on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:43:00 PST

If thats not poetic justice, then my name isnt Graham

James Watson, now 16% Blacker!O my god. I need a breather. I simply cannot stop laughing."From darkness to DNA, I move with my brotherAnd we resonate, energy that shifts in colors"...
Posted by Haugh ha! on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:00 PST

OHHH, SON!

Plans for today:Step to the Wu, buy "8 Diagrams" (according to RZA, it isn't a "punch you in your face album," awesome). Aiyo, God, word is born, I got a job.Take my drug test. I got a job yo!Study.Fu...
Posted by Haugh ha! on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:24:00 PST

Indy geek-out time!

As cynical as I try to be, they try harder to pump me up for this movie.This poster is tits. Can I buy a ticket now?Oh, and fuck studying....
Posted by Haugh ha! on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:15:00 PST

Ever since I was a young boy I played the silver ball

There's this place on Trop and Pecos with an ASSLOAD of pinball machines. They also have Punch Out, Super Punch Out, Mario Bros, and Tron video arcade machines. I haven't had that much fun in a while....
Posted by Haugh ha! on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 11:36:00 PST

Maybe I should watch E.R.

Apparently, crazy shit happens. Maybe I should watch it only during sweeps week. Maybe Chow Yun Fat will show up. Maybe then they'll have a shootout in the middle of the hospital, just like i...
Posted by Haugh ha! on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:52:00 PST

This is ridiculous...

I've gotten at least 15 spam friend requests since 1 AM today. Be clear every day, every eveningIt calls here aloud from aboveCarefully watched for a reasonMistaking devotion and love...
Posted by Haugh ha! on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:27:00 PST

The Killers' cover of "Shadowplay"

Not so hot on it. That falsetto howl irks the crap out of me. A decent cover it would be had they not included it, hmmm?As for the Lou Reed collaboration, it's okay.One album-wonder? Perhaps.I'm looki...
Posted by Haugh ha! on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

That video for The Heinrich Maneuver by Interpol

I never caught it until recently. I totally thought it was just ripping off the Pixies' video for Velouria until the end. Bus+person crossing street=best music video "twist" ending ever. Still made me...
Posted by Haugh ha! on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:22:00 PST