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Todd

About Me

One time when I was young lad, my sister was using the restroom. "Please, oh sister! May I use this restroom. I have a number 2 that is going to turn into a number 1 and a half if you don't hurry up!"

"Poop in the sink!" was her reply.

So I did. All you need to know.

My Interests

Cooking TV dinners, reading, drums. Cooking a TV dinner while reading about drumming? Spurts of break dancing and the random verbage of anything at any time.

I'd like to meet:

What an interesting prospect. The possibilities involved can invoke a seisure. Is this implying a person I would like to meet like someone all big and famous? (All famous people are fat, take note) or is it more along the lines of a relationship?

Perhaps, considering it doesn't specify any chronological restrictions it means this box of typing ability is a time machine and I can meet anyone in the history of time.

I would go back in time and meet myself. I know of the space time continium... listen to my plan. I would find myself when I am 5 or 6 and kick myself as hard as I can in the stomach. Best case scenario I break a rib or two and cause some internal bleeding. Worst case scenario I am much stronger as a kid then I am now and get whipped kicked right back into the 00's.

Why kick your younger self in the stomach?

I forgot.

I think chicks may dig it, though.

Music:

Recent Listenings:

Steve Reich
Ennio Morricone
Flight of the Conchords
Atari Teenage Riot
Melt-Banana
The Au Pairs
Outkast
Kanye West

Movies:

Recently Watched:

Iron Man
Run, Fat Boy, Run
Cloverfield

Television:

Cartoons, Stand up, occasional movie playing on the classics channel.

Books:

Digital Bookshelf

My Blog

America is doomed! Oh no!

Here is my opinion as blunt as possible. I think you are no better then the people you criticise.I only ask that if you must continue throwing around comparisons to the Third Reich that you at least p...
Posted by Todd on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 06:20:00 PST

Digital Bookshelf

Not exactly a collection to put all other collections to shame, but it will, more than likely, always be a work in progress. My personal library as it stands:http://www.sylpher.com/dbs/
Posted by Todd on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

Loose Change, 9/11 and blank stares

I have seen this Loose Change video posted and linked and forwarded over and over again and it is really getting out of control. Conspiracy theories are fun and all and we all love to blame the govern...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:19:00 PST

Work that we do

A little project I've been working on that would make any geek swoon... http://www.sylpher.com/mame/
Posted by Todd on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:25:00 PST

Speed kills!

I passed a day like a bum in an alleyway. Gave him my 2 cents and forgot about him a lot sooner then I should have. The thing about this is that even if I had given him my 3 cents why bother? Why not ...
Posted by Todd on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:34:00 PST

Oh, This much!

Hello. Let's discuss a topic near and dear to my heart. Range! Range is defined on Dictionary.com as: Extent of perception, knowledge, experience, or ability. The area or sphere in which an activit...
Posted by Todd on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 05:59:00 PST

What needs to be done.

If I dug a hole in my floor and said hello to the over weight people that lived below me, I would then take the shovel and smash the boards protruding and splintered to widen the hole just big enough ...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When abuse becomes enjoyable

I hate you! You people who have 7 music videos from some random crappy band and two music clips, not to mention the dumb pricks who stuck a few flash animations in your comments section, really need ...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Won't see this on Fox news.

** Dahr Jamail's Iraq Dispatches ** ** http://dahrjamailiraq.com ** May 19, 2005 Her name is Ahlam Abt Al-Hassan. Yesterday was the one year anniversary of when she was shot twice in the head b...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

500 mg of pure bliss

I wrote this a few months back. 09 Oct 2004, 08:34, to be exact. It was kind of slipping off the face of the internet so I figured I would rescue it... Without further mucking... I have always had ...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST