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About Me


These are my friends.
I use big words because I like the fact that I know what they mean. Films with real animals that have been animated to talk etc. piss me off. When I can't sleep, I pretend to and it generally works. If we're on a bus, I won't talk. Train journeys excite me, no matter where they're headed. I am always cold. I'm really good at spelling. I get way too excited about books and films and sometimes it's hard to distract me. I over analyse everything, which I guess makes me a good media student. I hold my pen funny and I wear my watch on the wrong wrist. I am familiar with headaches and I have a very high immune system, though a low metabolism. When I was younger I used to wait for a letter of acceptance from Hogwarts. I dislike compulsory education. I'm not typecast and am easily influenced, though I don't always act on it. I'm not arrogant and I'm not pretentious but I have more self-esteem than I let on. I'm not competitive. I refuse to let nagging work and I'm concious of energy wastage. Sometimes I forget that you should never put money in your mouth. I have a severe disliking for feet and my fingernails are always wonky. I scar easily and if you write on me, the ink will take days to come out. I always leave everything to the last minute.
I'm Robynne. They'll hate me for this.

My Interests

Summer and grass between your toes, nail polish and chipped glass, long dresses, skinny jeans, muddy knees and handshakes, clasped fingers, kissing, twilight, dark nights and Radcliffe and the best people in the world, Nottingham with it's Lions and the Arb, golden rain and rainbows, hair, toothpaste, Hannah Whelan is incredible, croissants and french bread, sex, getting stoned, drinking to get wankered, just being there.

I'd like to meet:

Henry DeTamble See Audrey Niffenegger
And him please. Roses & kisses & lying in bed until lunchtime.

Music:

Anything.

Movies:

Gladiator, Little Miss Sunshine, Saving Grace, Pirates of the Caribbean, Mean Creek, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Atonement, Wimbledon, Lucky Number Slevin, Snatch, Dodgeball, Chocolat, Shaun of the Dead, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, This Is England etc.

Television:

Life on Mars, Friends, Green Wing, Skins, Gavin & Stacey, The Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, Heroes, QI, Have I Got News For You, Never Mind The Buzzcocks etc.

Books:

The Time Traveler's Wife, Blue, America is Me, Harry Potter, Gossip Girl, The Dark Materials Trilogy, To Kill A Mockingbird, Finding Cassie Crazy, The Old Kingdom Trilogy, Lucas, Double Fault, The Facts Speak For Themselves, Dreamland, Festival, Atonement etc.

Heroes:

I couldn't live without:
Frazer because he makes me happy.
SteffEllis because she is the most important person in the world to me. Ever.
HanWhelan purely because she is absolutely amazing and she helps me a lot and makes me smile.
KendallTurner because she has a nice face and she is fit like you just don't know.
Sam Brown because he has terrible sofas, a strange job for someone his age and doesn't protest at accompanying me in to town three days in a row.
Camelia because she is my naughty partner in crime and the amazing house parties.
Amarni because all the boys fancy her.
Evie because we rant and rave like you've never ranted and raved before.
Sammy for sharing secrets with and being amazing.
Emma for taking us to parties in St Ann's and walking to Sneinton.
Jasmine for owning the best house and for pressing cold mugs against her head.
Kara for the constant preperation of sleepovers.
EddieTorr because when he's there it means I'm not the only one who likes getting naked.
DougEbling for kissing horses and smashing windows.
SamBuckley for pelting me with golfballs.
George for being shit at fighting, I'm best obv.
JamesEllis for the sneaky conversations around the back of the house.
DannyHeydon for the curly hair and the ability to watch guys get naked in his garden.
Lewis for being the ZZ's King.
Ben for vomitting.
WillCollins for just being WillCollins.
SamuelBullas purely for playing ice hockey and having that incredibly annoying chant.
Jim because he is a member of LongDrop, who suck, and because he's the one I always seem to come back to.
Loz and Orron for being the 'hardest sexiest most gangster muthafukas I ever tripped over' and the most rock and roll.
Everyone else who I completely adore.
I don't need someone else to define me.
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I want to be someone.