Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious

About Me

Just another dork on the net.
I hate hippies, I tend to stay out of the bushes (1 & 2), i eat beef, and the Yankees SUCK....Still gotta problem wit me, then take it up with my attorney at the law offices of Balls & Shaft. Shake his hand, give him a kiss if ya like, but chances are he'll just spit in your face.
I am both an enigma and a contradiction. Ive been called a genius and a dumbass in the same sentence more than once. I love hiphop but sometimes i catch myself listening to Norwegian Death Metal (dimmu borgir's bassist does not fuck around). I like the smell of gasoline. I am a Sports Fanitic but i can also run off the family trees of the Newmans, Abbotts and Winters(if you dont know dont ask). Im hated by every woman who have previously told me they loved me (including mom). Im not a fan of japanese children cartoons, yet i recently kicked an addiction to the videogame Pokemon Puzzle. I also like to blurt out random shit at random times...its my way of keeping me on point at the task at hand. I hate doing things im good at, and i suck at things I like to do. I am also horrible at first impressions, it takes a few weeks to really appreciate the greatness that is me. Hey...the section is about me so dammit im talking about me.
If I were a 4 foot italian guy, Id act like Joe Pesci. .. Joe Bless You.
I really am a nice guy :)

My Interests

I like to eat expensive sandwiches and get blasted in the Oakland coliseum parking lot.

What? You thought i was joking?

I'd like to meet:

I better find my homies on here...and i guess if ya know me from somewhere else, or wanna kno me holla(but most likely i dont want to know you if i dont already know you personally, so dont get asshurt if im not accepting ur friend request)

I noticed a lot of model chicks on myspace, its all good keep em coming!!! But as tempted as i may be to send you a note to be my friend...IM NOT!!!Why? Wheres the fun in that? you already got 1,000 guys sucking their own dicks to get to you. So if u see one of them models as one of my friends, its cause they took the initiatve to holla at me FIRST (they love my Goofy hat i guess :P)...ehh, maybe one or two exceptions ;) i just couldnt resist, the bitch was bad.

Also, if you are underaged, get away from me with that bs...Last thing i need in my life is for your ass to go missing and all of a sudden my page is plastered all over the news in some report about the evils of myspace because your dumb ass decided to act like a whore in front of a lot of freakin people. Oh and you camwhores that flood my inbox can lick my dingleberries and off yourselves.

Oh and a woman who doesnt stray from the task at hand...which is to make MY nuts pop. And also appreciates it when I give her this for christmas...

Im not fond of people who counter my intelligence with their stubbornness. Im not saying i know everything, im just saying that if you want to dispute me on something, you better know your shit.
ok, let me stop before you send me a message about how fucked up i am...go look at my friends or something.
So yeah thats who i dont and do want to meet on this bastion of credibility known as myspace

Music:

Ive learned something later in my life...ive realized that if the track slaps, bump that shit.

Therefore you are liable to hear just about anybody on my page...so dont be suprised if ur lookin at me while bobbin your head to some John Tesh or something. Ok...John Tesh is pushing it, how bout some Kenny Loggins?

I do have one thing to say, both Snoop Dogg and I both agree that this man (and this man alone) is the original gansta rapper yes, that is Johnny Cash....And he shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

Movies:

Because i have so many films that could go here...i decided that i will show some of my favorite movie characters:
Rev. Fred Sultan

Shonuff

Clarence & Alabama Whorley

Ordell Robbie

Bill Foster

Willie T. Stakes

Brock Landers

Buck Weston

Jericho Jackson

Gator McKlusky

Oh and the greatest of all motherfucking time...BIG ERN MCCRACKEN

Television:

Master Shake

Bill Maher

Riley Freeman

Marc Antony

Hiro & Ando

Future Hiro

When im really drunk at 4am Dr. Gene Scott is the best thing on. ..
Speaking of Crazy ass preachers... ..

Heres a curveball for your ass...I also spend as much free time as possible watching the history, national geographic, and science channels.

Books:

The Peoples History of The United States by Howard Zinn, and the Charlie Brown Encyclopedia.Im currently reading:

I read this when i shit...i shit a lot.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Thoughts while drinking a glass of merlot

So im sitting here drinking a nice glass of napa valley merlot and decided to drop another blog about a couple of issues that have bothered me the last few days. So i hear Amy Fisher and Joey But...
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:28:00 PST

FTB

Fuck That Bitch.Thats just how i honestly feel right now. It might pass, it might not....
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:12:00 PST

time for a boredom induced rant blog

Boredom has brought me to this point...i tried many ways to crack this shell of boredom, all of them failed (this includes, sleep, al gore movies, some videogames, a little bit of wacking (to the weat...
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:43:00 PST

Will March please get out of my damn pockets...Please?

You ever had one of those periods where everything that can go wrong goes wrong? Well after about a good first 3 days of march, everything has gone to complete dog shit.As some of you know, last week ...
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

This is what i did on valentines night...Dam you science channel

While you were probably out doing god knows what with god knows who, THIS GUY!!! *points to myself* was not with a girl because at this time i am very single (big shock huh?). Anywys, last night, I wa...
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:08:00 PST

I hate you...something for my top friends

Ehh, im not in the best of moods. Thought id let out some anger at those 24 people who are the dearest to me in my myspace universe...my top friends.1. Jo (the ex): I hate you because you bounced on m...
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:34:00 PST

Things I Will NOT Do in 2007

Damn, its been a while since ive blogged. A part of me misses speaking to the 3 of you but hey, i got some shit i wanted to get off of my chest and whadda know, that bastion of credibility known as my...
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

I dont advocate violence towards women but...

one of these days, you are gonna hear about me in the news in a story about a guy beating the shit out of a woman in the mother of all barfights.I dont know if its just me or is it that women have beg...
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST

The only athlete i ever loved.

As an alternative to my usual pre work (yea i finally got a job) routine, i decided to listen to bay sports talk legend Gary Radnich instead of Jim Rome. I usually dont listen to radnich because 90 pe...
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:06:00 PST

So im watching the film battlefield: earth...

this movie, blah blah scientology blah blah blah anal sex blah blah blah john travolta with dredlocks...ahh fuck it, its not even worth the calorie burn from typing to rip this film....
Posted by Chris should make money being loud and obnoxious on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:43:00 PST