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Melissa

About Me

So your peekin' at my page are you? Well, glad someone is! Step inside my page, you will find a vast array of sarcasm and stupidity, completely free of any artificial colors, sweeteners, free radicals and hydrogenated oil. I enjoy coloring outside the lines, tying my shoes, singing my A B Cs, running with scissors, playing nicely with others, eating paper mache, recess and practicing self-conducted sobriety tests, usually throughout the day to keep myself in line. No Bitch-Ass-Ness!

Just a Socal girl from the NW, trying to get a nut.

Impishly Adorable... All while exuding extreme modesty....


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My Blog

Ostrich Egg, I am so easy to amuse...

How to you get the egg out of the shell? It ain't no chicken egg and we eventually figured it out!
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:03:00 GMT

MURDER BY NATURAL CAUSES - Running until March 15th!

"Murder by Natural Causes" Carlo Pietrosanti shines in his performance as Arthur Sinclair, leading a stellar cast in this hit currently performing at the Stage Door Theatre, Agoura Hills. A stylish an...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:16:00 GMT

The Dog the Cat and the Rat

My favorite thing about Santa Barbara, finding the elusive dog/cat/rat balancing act!
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:44:00 GMT

Random Brutal Love Master

Not sure how true this is :) Thanks Lindsey! The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure. You've bee...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:56:00 GMT

He's Lascivious!

A Summer Vacation Like No Other "Betty's Summer Vacation" is an absurdist comedy that satirizes our media-obsessed society.By Annemarie Donkin Signal Staff WriterCan somebody please turn down the volu...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 13:54:00 GMT

Fun at Work

FUN AT WORK:(I just got this email, and already called a co-worker "Bob" and flicked Amy's lights on and off ten times :) I am extremely excited for the National Anthem....In a male colleague's DAY PL...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:54:00 GMT

The Dark Sucker Theory

I am a philosophy nut; anything to tease and taunt the brain and to think outside the box! This is a classic... The Dark Sucker Theory For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:02:00 GMT