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Jon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a Visiting Assistant Professor at Miami University, Oxford, oHIo. Aside from the fact that the streets around campus seem very scooter friendly, I been here a couple days and already miss Tucson =(I still have conflicting dreams of ivory towers and sandy beaches, meaning that once I get completely sick of academia (could be any day now!) I want to move to the Bahamas to work in a dive-shop. Unfortunately, I really love teaching college-level courses, so we will have to see if the dive-shop thing ever pans out...

My Interests

Evolution, Natural Selection, Sexual Selection, Psychology, Guinness, Vespa, Camping, Hiking, SCUBA, Sleeping, Travel, Pool/Billiards, Pool/Hotubs, Teaching, Fitness Indicators, Body Symmetry, WHR, Cynnacism (its not just an interest its a lifestyle), Sarcasm, Animals (not in that way you sickos), Cooking, Chimps (again stop it you sickos!), Looking at my guitar and pretending to play it, Spinning in circles until I puke, Dry-extra-dirty-Sapphire martinis with 3 olives, My right hand, perhaps your right hand

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Friends, lovers, cartoon characters, John Lennon, Thomas Henry Huxley, Charles Darwin. Perhaps Jessica Alba, as we are going to get married at some point.
I want to meet people that are willing to join me in my two favorite activities: Going to Chuck-E-Cheeses to steal candy from children, and pondering the meaning of life while wearing a wetsuit in my Forbidden Closet of Mystery. A female who wouldn't mind riding two-up on my Vespa would be nice too...
If you are just on Myspace to pad your ego by having 4302852580 friends, I suggest moving on. I won't be your friend unless you actually have something to say. This is especially true for anyone who uses the moniker "sexy" or some-such derivative in their name. As a wise man once said "Disco Stu doesn't advertise". The same should go for you; if you actually are sexy people will just know.

Music:

Matthew Sweet, John Lennon, Beatles, Moxy Fruvous, Tori, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, The Magnetic Fields, Ming Tea, Sid n Susie, most Jazz, ohh and of course Neil Diamond

Movies:

High Fidelity, Swingers, Clerks, American Beauty, Fifth Element, The Tao of Steve, The Princess Bride, Beastmaster!, Various Monty Pythons, LOTR tril, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi (only if watched right after each other), the Matrix (first one not the last two), The Professional, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Happiness, Eulogy, Pieces of April, The Incredibles

Television:

Ed (the dork gets the girl!). Simpsons, Angel (can't believe I admitted that), Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Mind of Mencia, most things on the History Channel, Antiques Roadshow, Iron Chef and IC America, Good Eats

Books:

On the Origin of Species, The Moral Animal, LOTR & Hobbit, Harry Potter series, the Bible (I mean come on it has everything a good work of fiction needs: Sex, Violence, Death, Mystery. Its just ashamed what happens to the kid towards the end)

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy