Anyone who knows how to party and loves to take me on walks. Also, if you let me on your couch or give me "people" food (I find it completely discrimantory that species have separate foods.. but I will touch on that another time), I will love you all the much more! Turn on's: Big bones, scratches behind the ear, sniffing crotches, alcohol in the dog bowl, and squeaky toys. Turn off's: Dog food and lazy ass fools who ignore me.