Tizzlez - I DONT ACCEPT WASTE HEADS

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A FEW VERY VERY VERY RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME PLEASE READ

.*. My name is Nicole-Fabriche(fa-breesh) .*. I dont find it amusin when people call me FABREEZE .*. My birfday is the 21st of december .*. Im violent lyk my mudda .*. Reppin Barbados and St.lucia to the max .*. I lyk to be random .*. My bestfren finkz im the dopeyest chik he knows .*. I am spoilt (envy me please) .*. I am woman enuff to admit it .*. I am 5'5 on a good day .*. I can do sign language .*. I am not on here to listen to your fucking moosiq,if i wanted to listen to jackass's chattin shit i shall switch on over to watch the parliment channel (true stories) .*. I dont smoke weed .*. I shower daily .*. I love fried plantain mmmmmm .*. I dislike jerk chicken - that shit jacks up my stomach .*. I can cainrow my own hair .*. I have an alter ego, her name is Sebastian .*. She's Dresses Punk Rock and is one random mother fucker .*. I can do 6 press-ups in 1 minute .*. I secretly lyk some rock moosiq .*. 50 cent is the oogliest mutha fuker ive seen well ok chris eubank is .*. I cant stand old men lookin at me BASTARDS .*. Big lips is the sexiest feature on a guy .*. I once kicked a cat coz it tried to bite me .*. I love recess.*. Can i just add


.*. I can do star jumps .*. I am a shoppa-holic .*. I live in east london .*. I can drive .*. I have a pink licence and i didnt make it myself =] .*. I often get told im feisty but i personaly think im mis-understood =] .*. I hate when people go on like they cant read .*. I dont kater for waste heads - hence my name .*. Im never on tyme .*. I hate public transport .*. Im currently working TWO jobs woooooo .*. I am SHOOK of needles i will cry till you give up .*. I want to go uni .*. Im supposed to wear glasses iRep specsaverz .*. Im not impressed with the phrase 'boop boop', fuckin retards .*. I have a serious attitude problem .*. If i hurt yu...i ment it .*. I smile often .*. The bitch of a tooth fairy stole my toof n left me nuffin .*. I can speak pigeon .*. I hate ALL animals .*. I love crumpets .*. Garage or ''grime'' is for those who cant dance ''WHEEEEEL UP'' .*. If it got broken i swear i didnt do it =] .*. I am daddy'z little girl

.*. I love the smell of petrol .*. I have a problem wid people starin at me .*. I sound lyk i am 10 years old on the fone .*. I want a blue peters badge .*. I know the alphabet of by heart .*. I wuld just lyk to state that AFRICA and JAMAICA is not the onli countries where black people are from kmt .*. I kiss my teef way to much .*. If im gona fight you i will draw for a weapon .*. I hate wen people especially tha bush man dem call me MA, i am not ur rasshole mudda yu fukin zulu .*. Im very badmind

.*. I find difficult situations highly amusing .*. I am a very nice person .*. I hate selfish people .*. The jesus man told me that i am going to hell, and i am a devil child because i drink evian water!? .*. I dont share money .*. I once made a girl swallow a stone coz i was bored .*. I also pushed a boy into a gate n craked open his head .*. I use colgate .*. I think i have 4 sisters and two brothers .*. My dad is a hoe .*. I love DKNY women'z perfume .*. My bestest frend is hazel .*. Shes my personal slag .*. I cant lick my elbow .*. I got told that i am mentally obeese =] .*. I hate when people flop at the last minute .*. I randomly get rude to blick people .*. I am slim .*. I cant sing but i lyk to think i can .*. I love thats so raven - she gives me joke .*. The birmingham accent gets on my tits .*. I cant swim .*. I cant do the splitz .*. I got told i luk lyk mary j blige - i then kiked the basterd in his balls, oh well

.*. I can ride a bike .*. I hate chicken (yepp i sed it) .*. I have no children or ''youngers'' .*. I dont follow fashun .*. I refuse to pay more then £20 for a pair of jeans .*. I think i am shy .*. DONT TOUCH MY FUKIN HAIR .*. I dont get along wid chicks to tuff .*. My mudda tries to loose me .*. I love my carribean guys .*. I dont see why sum people dont draw for the deodrant in the mornz .*. I hate wen people coff n dont cover their mouth .*. I hate wen people sneeze n then rub up the poles on the bus .*. I think all babi'z r ugly till they are 4 months .*. If i say awwww ur babi is cyoot then im lying .*. I give evilz n not kno im doin it .*. I nearly died on may 26th 2006 .*. I tried to make a milkshake in a fryin pan .*. I tried to melt a banana in a frying pan .*. I love the 8p tesco value noodles .*. I value all the people in my top frenz...ok then not all.*. I ask once and once onli .*. My mummy's name is angela .*. Where eva i go i develope the local accent in a jiffy .*. I love apple crumble .*. I dont share my food .*. Yu will never catch me ''SLIPPIN'' .*. I hate cheese and onion crisp .*. I can press the letterz 'fngroiwhbu' with out lukin at the keyboard .*.

.*. I hate when people beg race - takin pikz in the dark n claimin ur mix race, or your sister aunty's dog orignal owner is japanese so you have japanese in you to. .*. I wanted to be a athlete but now i want to be a PE teacher .*. I love suprises .*. I get bored very very very easily (hence me writin this long essay) .*. My mum thinkz i am demented .*. I have the attention span of a 6week old baby .*. I often get told im very sweet .*. I do not slick my hair down to my forhead and create a nu hair line. .*. Nor do i take picture with dummies in my mouth and think im ''gangsta'' .*. I love me .*. I realli and truely DO NOT care if you are on 'shankin man or who u have shot' nor do i care how many ''gash by the hour'' you have, nor do i care if ur a so-called badman, oh and i do not care if you live in a socalled ''ghetto'' with your computer, teddy bear, clothes n your monopoly money, Oh and i dont care who your reppin, or who your ''elder'' is, how many times u been in prison, as u gatherd I DO NOT associate myself with hoodlems also known as WASTE HEADS so go an interest one of your hype channel U fans instead with your life stories THANK YOU =] .*.Do not speak to me in third person ''mans this,mans that'' ''gyal this gyal that'', as a merkage often offends =] .*.

Natalie, Mi-T, Nats Bats..: My ''spend money we dont have and regret it later'' partner in crime, My Best Friend, The only chick I can relate to on a higher level,the only one that i can reli on and has helped me through the thickest of things, you know ill be here for you for the longest and ill do almost anything fo yo ass. Your a fuckin clown the amount of jokes i've caught of you LMAO the train ride to your bits when u boxed that boy wid your shoe hahahaha ''THATS ASSAULT'' haha oh shit that day ill never forget, and our 4AM random fone calls and i come runnin into sams room coz we were shook haha pussys, oh the memories *sigh*...we are close like sisters my house is yours, stay focused on life you know your going to make it and make me rich so u know I believe in you!! God bless!! kiss kiss

Jon, Boogz, BonBon..: A 3year chapter in my life, where do i start with you..hmm, known you for the best part of four years, you've shown me a lot of things that im thankful for and believed in me when I didnt, you've always been there for me from my gcse's to gettin blood tests and seein me barl my eyes out LOL,Im glad we are like the best of friends and ill be here for you whenever you need me or if you want to hear me have one of my dopey moments, even though we didnt work out im glad I shared those 3 years wid you and I wish you nothing but the best in the future, and when u become famous ill be expectin my bently. kiss kiss

Mon Mon, Mo, Mrs.Renk, Scowlzie..: The little (but taller) version of myself, you give me joke, the things you come out wid, wid yo badmind self haha, glad to see your makin a fresh start with your life and got rid of all the bad vibes around you, you know you got the brains and the knowledge to accomplish ANYTHING you want to in life. If you ever need ANYTHING i mean ANYTHING (except my kidney and ma chocolate spread) dont hesatate to ask, ur like a little (taller) sister to me and you done know i got you through the toughest times, Hold tight keran for introducin us two, i know ud be lost wid out me hahaha, yu got my num, you know where I live its all luv babes! kiss kiss

Keran, Olu, ajibobo, kentikoontay, iehuiorhnrnuyjh58yh4yunbh..: another one of my bests, we've had our ups and downs and you know this is the best love hate relationship going, ive been there when you didnt expect me to be and ive kept you company through one of the hardest times in your life. Like wise I see you as an older brother theres nothing that you dont know about me (except for my pay day - im not payin for your relatives to come to England)known you for a while still, introduced me to jamal, daniel and gregory the biggest klowns ive ever met catch jokes every time us lot jam. even tho I dint appreciate you tryin to kill me in that DEATH TRAP you call a car ur still one of my favourite people, keep your head high. The one you like to call Nic Nak, kiss kiss

Hazziez, Hazel, The shitty shit shit..: the craziest mother fucker ive ever met, known you for the best part of 8 years, from time we was sittin on the stairs in our lil uniforms eatin our packed lunches to times where you took me to hospital coz i was FUCKEDDDDDD hahaha you know i love you more than life its self, the one i could come to for advice on anyting coz knowin you, uve already done it and worn the t-shirt, hahah you know it will always be a 1.2 ting it will never change even if theres 30 of them and 2 of us, your a sick fuck bruce, and dont ever change for NOBODY mwah!!!

Icon, Justin..: The most perverted nigguh i know of, hahaha you know its all love man, I had to put you in my wall of appreciation, for bein there for me the other day when i was all down in the dumps, ima always be here for you aswell uve officially been 'nicole approved' haha and NO means NO hahaha, just met you recetnly well a couple months ago and your real, ive never ever met a blak boy thats a skater and rocks his 'sneaks' wid his clothes SICK, Thats when you know your a unique individual, you got maddddddd talent and when your rich and famous we will get married and ill walk up the aisle wid my wifey bars playin lmao haha you know its all love and any perverted thoughts you have just conjured up in your head get rid of =] stay unique and stay yourself dont change for no body even if they do promise to show you there boobies haha mwah kiss kiss