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The Greatest Of All Time

It's good to be the king...

About Me

here we have the nothern reticulated drunken brazilian. An excelent example of destruction and offensive material.

My Interests

i love ciggerettes alcohol and tetrahyrdocanibinol i also like ATHF UCB crank yankers and comedy centrel espn is always a good thing to watch baseball college basketball and hockey football and soccor i also like long walks on highway at 4 am in mexico with no sense of direction drinking up a bar tab i cant pay in other countries and screaming loudly about how drunk i am at all hours of the night

I'd like to meet:

people that dont complety blow and are cool if you dont drink or do drugs thats cool to just dont preach to me about me

Music:

mostly hip hop some heavy metal burnsystem is some tight shit cause travis and kris with a k and i go back i mean you gotta like some of that big daddy kane

Movies:

Big Money Hustlas Blow Bill and Ted Office Space Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Red Dragon Uncle Goddam Super Troopers Suicide Kings Swordfish Reefer Madness City of God Old School Dodgeball Anchorman Napolean Dynamite Fargo Shawn of The Dead History of The World part 1 Blazing Saddles Mallrats Clerks Waynes World 1 and 2 Run Lola Run Big Lebowski

Television:

Cable? PLUUAHAAHAHAHAHAA we have technologies beyond our comprehension

Books:

Clockwork Orange

Heroes:

The first person who ever figured out that you could smoke pot and get high and the person who invented the bong

My Blog

lemme make it clear

fuck you if you thought i couldnt drive home and fuck anyone who thinks im burning bridges im sick and tired of people telling me i cant do this and that cause im just not capable or your concerned bu...
Posted by The Greatest Of All Time on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 01:05:00 PST

Not Cool

if we dont stop global warming now we could have a serious problem people animals will fall from the skys girraffes wont have long necks anymore manatees will grow legs and walk the sky will mysteriou...
Posted by The Greatest Of All Time on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:49:00 PST

My public service announcent about abortion

This is a public service announcement still the following is a thought from The Greatest of All time (a.k.a. The Offensive Brazilian) it seems that we have yet again been forced to hear or in this...
Posted by The Greatest Of All Time on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:07:00 PST

O.J Simpson

so im thinkin bout gettin an oj simpson jersey any suggestions on other players or whatever are appreciated
Posted by The Greatest Of All Time on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:39:00 PST

Fuck you if...

your some bitch ass whack muther fucker that wants to hate on me for not liking homos or other forms of gayness and you wanna talk some shit little do you know that you all suck big floppy donkey dick...
Posted by The Greatest Of All Time on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 01:27:00 PST

sorry bout new jersey

not all of it smells like i said in my wish for a giant hulk penis to smash buildings with cause thatd be awesome only the lower part smells and i cant help that and neither can the residents of new j...
Posted by The Greatest Of All Time on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tales Of The Cock Blockage

I heard the worst story of cock blockage of all time early this morning in double t diner. It was about how a dude saw this girl in the club and was talkin to her about her man of 6 years. He then as...
Posted by The Greatest Of All Time on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST