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About Me

~~Quotes about Wanzie: "Michael Wanzie is a diminutive camp queen of a jokemeister..." ~ "Doug Ba'aser and Michael Wanzie show us why drag is not just men dressing as women." ~ "Local celebrity Michael Wanzie has written another gem" ~~ ~~. ~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

SEE LADIES BEFORE IT HITS THE BIG APPLE! ~~ ~~ ~~ The EOLA HEIGHTS FOLLIES will be presented promptly at 8 PM on stage at the Footlight Theater as part of the LADIES NIGHT OUT Fundraiser being held on Thursday, June 28th. ~~ ~~ ~~ EOLA HEIGHTS FOLLIES: Opening Number by Ruby, Opal, Pearl, and June! ~~ ~~ ~~ Also featuring the singing talents of Monique Byrnes, Melika Harris, David Dorman, Krislyn Davis & Janine Klein ~~ ~~ ~~ Female Impersonation Artistry by Carol Lee, Darcel Stevens & Boom Boom (Mike Nesheim) McGraw ~~ ~~ ~~ The Stand Up Comedy of Jeff Jones ~~ ~~ ~~ With Special Guest Star Ernestine (Doug Fish) Tomlin

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a funny story about Michael Wanzie, or a sweet story or a foot story. I am open to it all

Music:

FABULOUS SILENT AUCTION & RAFFLE PRIZES ANNOUNCED: ~~ 2-Night Stay at EO Inn ~~ $150 Gift Certificate: Aveda Gary Lambert Park Ave. Salon ~~ Full Body (one hour) massage at Spa of Thornton Park ~~ $100 Gift Certificate: Nube Nove Full Service Downtown Salon ~~ Sit-in /w Wanzie and Doug's Monday Movie Review (Priceless)~~ Tickets for 2, 2007/2008 season Annie Russell Theatre Rollins ~~ Fabulous Original Framed Art by Francisco ~~ Signed Lisa Lampenelli Poster courtesy of Hard Rock Live! ~~ Two Tickets to the July 8th Erasure Concert at Hard Rock Live! ~~ Lunch for two at 903 Mills Market ~~ WTKS Gift Bag with T-shirts and all sorts of fun items ~~ One-of-a-kind Becky Fisher Original Candle Holder ~~ Tickets for 4: Orlando Opera Co. production of Don Giavani ~~ Margo Dixon Ladies-Themed Embroidered Item ~~ 2 sets of 4 tickets: Sleuth's Mystery Dinner Theater ~~ Universal Orlando Gifts and Admission Tickets ~~ Tickets for 2: UNITY Party at PH with Tracy Young & Ultra Nate ~~ Tickets for 2: Orlando Opera Co. production of Die Fledermaus (Featuring Doug Ba'aser!)

Movies:

Check out this video preview of When Pigs Fly...then buy a ticket and see it at the Fringe! You are going to love it! ... ...

Television:

This video was just posted from the Fringe... ...don't miss a single night at the festival... ...

Books:

WANZIE chatted it up with fellow WANZeGRAM Subscribers and Fringe friends and colleagues last weekend at the festival. All interviews were conducted at the La Nouba Hospitality Tent, located on "The Green Lawn of Fabulousness". There are two parts and both are now posted here, enjoy! ... ... ... ...and here is the second one (Watch for more to come later this week):

Heroes:

Tickets are only $10 Capacity is very limited for this one-night-only event Buy your tickets now through our Online Box Office!

My Blog

Don’t miss the 6th Gay Orlando Film Fest

It's an all new festival. It is now its own entity, which serves as a premier showcase for artistically innovative, culturally rich, and socially relevant gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered cin...
Posted by Wanzie's on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:48:00 PST

Oct. 12 Note from Wanzie

It occurs to me the best way to further inflame someone who is agitated about something is to tell them to calm down.  Also, I find that people who see you waiting to pull into their parking spac...
Posted by Wanzie's on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 08:39:00 PST

Parade Day (Sunday) Schedule of Events

The following is the schedule of events for Come Out With Pride Orlando: 10:30 AM: HRC Pride 'Beach Blanket Brunch' BEACON12 NOON:  Festival Area opens at Lake Eola Park Exhibitor Showcase, the K...
Posted by Wanzie's on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:32:00 PST

Pride Kick Off

Those who have been around the downtown Orlando club scene for a good long while will no doubt recall the BIG BANG era. The funky little club with the postage-size dance floor, amazingly eclectic clie...
Posted by Wanzie's on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 03:25:00 PST

Send a message to Sarah Palin

Many may have thought we wanted a woman on a national political ticket, but the joke has really been on us, hasn't it?  Are you now sick in your stomach at the thought of Sarah Pal...
Posted by Wanzie's on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:20:00 PST

Worlds Collide in Winter Garden Dive!

This Special Report just in from world-roving field reporter, WANZIEhimself:After attending the Industry Nite performance of Beth Marshall Presents L'Ange Avec Les Fleurs (which I highly recommend se...
Posted by Wanzie's on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 07:59:00 PST

An Open Letter Concerning GLBCC/OYA

An open letter to THE CENTER board of directors, CENTER Director, and the community at large,RE: The refusal on behalf of THE CENTER to sign the user agreement with Orlando Youth Alliance, favoring 12...
Posted by Wanzie's on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:14:00 PST

Reviews are in!

THE REVIEWS ARE IN!   SO ARE THE PHOTOS! TWO MEN TRAPPED IN WOMEN'S BODIES "Wanzie has a knack for using laughter to distract the audience from forthcoming plot twists that hit you like a...
Posted by Wanzie's on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:25:00 PST

Candlelight Narrators Announced!

It's already time to start planning for the Candlelight Processional at Epcot.  Here's the list of celebrity narrators as of this printing:2008 CANDLELIGHT CELEBRITY NARRATORS November 28-30: Jo...
Posted by Wanzie's on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:59:00 PST

A note from Wanzie9/19/08

Looks what's being reported about John McCain's self-approved, deceptive, sleazy, Karl-Rovian advertising against Obama: "Dishonest Smears"  The New Republic"The truth be damned"  Chicago Tribune"On...
Posted by Wanzie's on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:49:00 PST