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Being a total loser and geek at heart, my interests are huge. I cringe in the general direction at people afflicted with the "i'm too cool for that" attitude. I will enjoy the hell out of anything and will let you know it. Very loudly. But not annoyingly loudly. Well...yeah...annoyingly loudly. Here follows a list of some of the things that I am unashamedly interested in and unabashedly defined by: Wearing an apron while I work in my house; The words Fucky, Anywhore and Fucktard; THE Ohio State University Buckeyes; Wearing my hair BEHIND MY FUCKY EARS;Coffee; having two sided conversations with my pets; Karaoke the house down bitches!; blogging; burning things in my kitchen; burning my kitchen; glimpses into the heart of my son; Violently loving Guitar Hero while at the same time often violently hating it; the moment when you climb into bed and snuggle; coffee; watching foreign movies without subtitles so that I can make up my own stories for them; Dane Cook; Hot, Completely Cool and MILES AWAY FROM NERDY boys who love Disney and Metal; Anderson Varejao; daydreaming about really really naked people (see THREE previous entries); squirrels and their eating habits; Edgar Allen Poe; shooting hoops in my backyard; Lillies; Slip and Slide; Coffee; singing in the car to stay awake; hourly laughing; Go Bucks; falling down in a dream; Reading Minds; Kafka; trying to find Orion in the summer; Archaeology and Egyptology; people watching; Coffee; playing catch; Cary Grant; making up words; movie quoting; Peter Griffin; Art; Coffee; dancing my considerable fanny off; completely embarassing myself; verbal barbery; SHEET pizza with sausage and pineapple. Oh...and coffee. dane cook
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DO want to hang with: Quantitativly Awesome Individuals.
Anyone who can look at my dramallamatic life and still see possibilities.
Someone who fills my heart, spoils my eyes
and makes me newly aware and astonishingly grateful that
Fate doesn't sink your boat without throwin you a tricked~out floatie.
DON'T want to hang with: People who are annoyed with my Cervesas (surveys... for those who don't speak 'beth').
I write. A Lot. Eat it if I happen to like to write about my favorite topic (me).
Creativity is like Oxygen to me... Keep your noxious atmosphere away from me
if you've got no intention of getting mad creative with me. Kisses Anyway Bitch!!
Cause I roll fucky hard... but fucky sweet!!
Anything tragic and sexy! I love anything and everything and can hold a quasi-intelligent conversation about any and all musical joints. Wanna list of my favorites? I know you do! Radiohead; Mazzy Star; Metallica; Gustav Mahler; DMX; NIN; Chimaira; Tori; The Flaming Lips; 30 Seconds to Mars; The Cranberries; Soundgarden; Holst; Butthole Surfers; PJ Harvey; Sean Paul; Van Morrison; Queen; Bon Jovi; Usher; Madonna; Tears for Fears; Morrissey; INXS; Mozart; Jack Johnson; Aqua; The White Stripes; Maroon 5...man...I could go on forever...
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I don't watch much. Ever. But don't get the wrong idea. I'm not out hugging trees or biking to save on consumables, either.
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I have read all the classics that snooty ass-bags like to list here. So, if that makes you feel better about me, perhaps you're a snooty assbag!! :) But, I say that in the most affectionate way possible! Other then aformentioned classics: Hi..my name's Beth and I am a total Potter-holic. I am a slave to any and all things Rowling because I believe that she single handedly saved libraries from certain extinction within the next 25-30 years. I love spooky mysteries and trashy romance. um...novels, that is...yeah, trashy romance novels. Whew. nice save!
I idolize people who thrive in the face of tribulation. So...congrats, brosef, if you do that! You are my new hero!