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Chris

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About Me

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My Interests

MY FRIENDS! music, movies, tv, books, beer, sports, playing guitar, and playing Guitar Hero!

I'd like to meet:

Really anybody, but I've already met Jenna Jameson! It would be a little difficult to compare to that! Seriously, anyone with a sense of humor that is not easily offended. Sarcasm is like a second language to me and I don't have the patience for overly sensitive people. If you're offended by things I say...good! If you laugh...ALL THE BETTER! Then I guess theres those "celebrity-type" people that everyone likes to list in this part of their page. So I might as well conform and list a few that I like (some I've had the privilege of meeting, most not). Here's a few I would love to have a beer (or 10) with...Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

Where to start? Basically, I love metal! But I like a lot of different kinds of music. Except for country. I just don't get it. Some favorites include: SLAYER, Pantera, Chimaira,Marilyn Manson, Anthrax, "old-school" Metallica (pre Black album), Alice In Chains, A Perfect Circle, Black Sabbath, Black Label Society, Children of Bodom, Dream Theater, Faith No More, Guns N'Roses, Gwar, Hatebreed, Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Lamb of God, Machine Head, Megadeth, Ozzy, Queensryche, RedEye, Savatage, Sepultura, Slipknot, System of a Down, Tool, Type O Negative, Unearth, and oh yeah, The Greatest Band In The World...TENACIOUS D!!!For they will rock your fuckin socks off!!!I also really dig bands like: Jane's Addiction, Garbage, Veruca Salt, Primus, old Chili Peppers, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, POE, Lisa Loeb, and Tori Amos.Some rap I like: Eminem, Ludacris, DMX, 50 Cent, Beastie Boys, Redman, Method Man, NWA, Eazy E, and various others I'm not thinking of right now.Cheese rock: oh yeah, you better believe I love(d) Skid Row, Motley Crue, Poison, Tesla, Warrant, Slaughter, Ugly Kid Joe, etc...I think you get the idea.Hey, I said I liked music!

Movies:

Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction (basically, if Tarantino's name is on it, I love it!), The Goonies, Princess Bride, A Christmas Story, Office Space, Serenity, Kevin Smith films, Jack Black and Will Ferrell films. Devil's Rejects and House of 1000 Corpses. I love horror movies. A Nightmare on Elm St., Halloween, Friday the 13th and plenty of others. And then there's what's sure to be the greatest movie ever... Tenacious D Pick Of Destiny

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Television:

Buffy, Angel, Firefly. (Joss Whedon rules!) Current shows I like: LOST, South Park, Veronica Mars, How I Met Your Mother, My Name Is Earl, Deadwood, The Sopranos, Family Guy, Battlestar Galactica.

Books:

The "Book of Heavy Metal"! Tolkien, Anne Rice, and everything J.K. Rowling has ever written! (ok, so that means Harry Potter! Yes, I like Harry Potter! SO WHAT!)

Heroes:

PROFESSOR CHAOS! Tremble with fear...LEE ORZECH!!! Other people whose talent I greatly admire: Dimebag Darrell(RIP man), John Petrucci, Joss Whedon, Quentin Tarantino. I don't know, "hero" is a tough label to put on anyone.

My Blog

Spelling Bee, Tenacious D style

Stacey's favorite SNL skit! QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQPosted By:AdamGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST

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Posted by Chris on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST