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About Me

Hello Australia.... I'm Kane 'you don't have to say you love me' St Kane... How good it is for you to be having my acquaintence.I'm quirky, odd and pretty offensive.... People often vomit immediately after dealing with me, but that's okay because peasants are the pavement beneath my Prada.I'm, eternally 21, everyone who is anyone doesn't age. I'm stuck in the 80's and I still can't accept the fact Bananarama no longer contains Siobhan Fahey....I'm smart but I try to hide it behind witty remarks and an acid tongue.That's it, get out.C U Next Tuesday ;) MySpace Codes MySpace Comments MySpace Layouts MySpace Pranks Upload Images

My Interests

I like prescription drugs, alcohol, my cosmetic surgeon, Amanda Lepore, Pete Burns, Lil Kim & Designer labels that make people who aren't of my station offended.... Oh I also love the bad 80's celebrities who refuse to let go of their D grade careers..... Tiffany, Samantha Fox, Debbie Gibson....

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't peasants.... I mean do you really think someone like me could be friends with someone like that?I'd also consider dating someone who was 'of my station'.... You know what I mean people, It's a classist society and if you don't think so then you are clearly an unpleasant peasant.Oh and if you consider a t-shirt a 'hot outfit for a club' you should be sent to one of those Middle Eastern countries and stoned to death!

Music:

I'm a bit old school... Bowie, Blondie, Bananarama... Saying that I am in love with Amanda Lepore & Lil' Kim. Amanda Lepore is, in my opinion (and let's face it, I am never wrong) the most talented Celebrity ever.

Movies:

Anything by the more talented than even me JOHN WATERS..... I said PIG F*CKER!

Television:

Kerri-Anne Kennerley..... she can sing, she can dance, she can(t) act and she can fankick like a true vegas showgirl!

Books:

Hello! MagazineI Like You: Hospitality Under The Influence - Amy Sedaris

Heroes:

Amanda Lepore, Pete Burns, John Waters, Amy Sedaris, Lil Kim, Edith Massey, Divine, Mink Stole, Sophia Lamar, Kerri-Anne Kennerley, Queen Noor, Marianne Faithful, Le Midge....

My Blog

'We Know Who You Are....'

Hello Fans!!!!! Yes, I know some of you know, and some of you don't but.... I think I need to tell it again anyway..... because I slur alot (usually because I'm drunk or Anna Nicole'd (Prescriptions a...
Posted by Kane St Kane on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:33:00 PST

A Really Interestng Article For 'THE ROUNDUP'....

Hi fans...... Fresh from my mars bar excursion last night, I feel it prudent to tell the world about the vile things people are doing these days.... Firstly..... I rock up at this party of an o...
Posted by Kane St Kane on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:25:00 PST

Whoa, Nips Are Getting Bigger....

I don't wanna know your name.... I just want BANG BANG BANG.... As I get old, I've taken and look back and realised how sheltered and sweet and innocent I've been..... One porno, One Orgy, *cough* Thr...
Posted by Kane St Kane on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:36:00 PST

AND YOU ARE NOT

Yes Hello Fans.... Where does one start..... Firstly.... To any ugly people who read this..... Kill yourselves now, because I'm far too busy to hunt you people like wild boar anymore.... Secondly........
Posted by Kane St Kane on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST

Someone's gonna find your ass dead.....

Hello Fans..... Yes that's right, it's me..... and I am fully riding my soapbox like a trick rides a 2 dollar whore (Can ya hear me Tyson, that ass must be as sore as your well used junkie spot). I've...
Posted by Kane St Kane on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST

I Live Like I Live In A Coma.....

Yo Skanque's & Bitches & Ho's..... How good it is for you to be having my blogging! I just thought I'd address the issue of PEASANTS so all of you know where I stand.... If a 37 year old fugly...
Posted by Kane St Kane on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

International Thing.....

Hello Fans.... I have returned after a heinous hiatus! News..... let us see.... I got all Village People and GO WEST, life is Peaceful here. Perth is a beautiful city but fuck me the people here...
Posted by Kane St Kane on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:47:00 PST

The People That I Meet Wanna Open Me Up Like Christmas....

Now I've been as slack as lil VD is loose lately with my informing the world of me me beautiful me... so here's a Muffdate..... I'm all filthy, and perhaps a little gorgeous..... After being called fa...
Posted by Kane St Kane on Tue, 30 May 2006 02:14:00 PST

Hot, Hisheous, WHAAAAAAT

Hey cunters, I mean Punters... how good it is for you to be having my acquaintence..... I'm wanting to be come all suburban and pop out a few kids... I'm clearly drug affected.... shut up Dizii..... t...
Posted by Kane St Kane on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:33:00 PST

Manic Panic.....

Last night I was dreamin'.... I was locked in a prison cell.... It was a dream but god knows I shoulda been locked up..... When people talk all I hear is blaz'e blah blah... so I tell them... Last nig...
Posted by Kane St Kane on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:45:00 PST