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MAUTNER

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About Me

I have lived in Salt Lake my whole life. It is a great place to live as long as your not preached to. I love to travel but can honestly say I haven't been to many places. My friends and family are the most important things to me and I would do anything for them.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mautner
Birthday: 7-4-84
Birthplace: SLC
Current Location: SLC
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German, and God know what else
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Cortezs
Your Weakness: I can get attached
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Thin crust hawiian with black olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my bills payed off
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't IM enough to say
Thoughts First Waking Up: Maybe I have slept in
Your Best Physical Feature: You can answer that for me
Your Bedtime: When I feel like going to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: High school football
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi from a can Coke from a fountain
MacDonalds or Burger King: Depends what I feel like
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: If your lucky
Do you Shower Daily: Yes twice if I have time
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Only if it is a full moon
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not quite
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes any chance I can get
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Doing something I love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Anything that will make me happy
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My Interests

Beer Pong, Beer Pong, and more Beer Pong. I love to party and do the whole bar scene, hang out with my friends, camping, and golf. In the winter time it is definity skiing. When I am not doing any of these things I am at work. I love my job. So with that said I keep myself amused.
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anyone that wants to meet me

Music:


I listen to just about everything under the sun. By far my favorite band is the Deftones, but to name a few I like A Perfect Circle, 311, Atreyu, The Killers, 30 Seconds to Mars, Muse, Powerman 5000, Linkin Park, Korn, old Limp Bizkit, Audioslave, Ludacris, Chevelle, White and Rob Zombie, From Autumn to Ashes, The Smashing Pumpkins, Massive Attack, Jane's Addiction, Orgy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dr. Dre, Paul Oakenfold, Tool, Incubus, System of a Down, and Eminem. Going back a little further AC/DC, Mötley Crüe, Depeche Mode, Danzig, Led Zeppelin, Guns N' Roses, The Ramones, Run-D.M.C., Lynard Skynard, The Cure, Billy Idol, and even some Blondie. To go back even further the master Johnny Cash, the king Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Miles Davis, and the Beetles. Below are my top albums in no given order.

Movies:

Here are some of my favorites.

Television:

South Park, O.C., Rescue Me, Prison Break, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Law and Order SVU, Scrubs, and Psych.

Books:

Into Thin Air, Johnny Got His Gun, The Monkey Wrench Gang, The Da Vinci Code, and Under the Banner of Heaven

Heroes:

Sean captain of Team Sean and current teammate.

My Blog

28% Virgin

 That means I am more than 70% not virgin. Is that bad?       Minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your %. [ start with 100%]1.Smoked.2.Drank...
Posted by MAUTNER on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:52:00 PST

Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But, the n...
Posted by MAUTNER on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:57:00 PST

Tyler Durden says

"If you are reading this, then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty you can'...
Posted by MAUTNER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST