Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally.

About Me

I am here to keep in touch with a few people - and probably piss you off in the process. Refrain from speaking to me if you are: A) not old enough to drive. B) shallow and uneducated. C) one of the kids who thinks just because I have a Hatchet Man on my jersey means I'm going to "be down with you". I probably like you least of all. Fuck off. Insane Clown Posse hasn't had a good album in years, and I'll never buy another one again. I don't want to be your friend. I don't care how "phat" my jersey is. Piss off you prepubescent retards.

My Interests

Video Games. Perversion. Night sticks. Music. Godzilla.

I'd like to meet:

A girl who can deep throat a 3 foot salami. And Jesus. I want him to build me a card table, since that's what carpenters do.

Music:

All Shall Perish, Street Sweeper, Last Call, Crimson Mask, Brick By Brick, Crowbar, Bolt Thrower, Full Blown Chaos, Mucopus, Acid Bath, Agents of Oblivion, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, Bal-Sagoth, Damaged, Vampire Mooose, Gwar, The Birthday Massacre, Twiztid, Blaze ya Dead Homie, Demonspeed, Faith No More, KMFDM, Demon Hunter, Toy Dolls, Dead Kennedys, Danzig, Type O Negative, VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berserk, The Faint, Velvet Acid Christ, Clutch, Today is the Day, Mindless Self Indulgence, Centinex, Vehemance, The Doors, Ill Remembered, Nine Day Fall, The Agony Scene, The Classic Struggle, Through the Eyes of the Dead, Save Your Breath, Scurvy, 3 Inches of Blood, Cydonia, Lots of metal (They have to have talent, unlike Hatebreed) and a bunch of other bands that are better than Linkin Park, because I hate Linkin Park. And Jay Z. I'm going to fight him.Read A Book

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Movies:

Various Anime, Godzilla, Berserk, A Clockwork Orange, Dawn of the Dead, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Big Money Hustlas, Clash of the Titans, Gamera, Fight Club, Spaceballs, Donnie Darko, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the movie, and a whole bunch of other movies that aren't awful.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Brothers, Family Guy, Futurama, Oz, Friends (Don't fuck with my Friends). And Saved by the Bell... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Blog DISCLAIMER: Things you should know before judging me by my work.

All articles written here were in fact written by me (Frank D'Aloia) and are copyright to me. All articles were written under the guise of Reverend Damaged, a fictional character used to bring ou...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:40:00 PST

Ten Foot Pole Syndrome and YOU

You may be asking yourself: "Reverend Damaged, what is ten foot pole syndrome?" TFPS is a condition that many Americans and other people around the world are plagued by. Rather than explai...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:36:00 PST

Everyone, meet the Johnsons (AKA: Depressed people are easy to ignore).

Certain people do certain things to help cope with the events that take place each day of their lives. Some people have dying relatives, abusive parents/relationships, no money, no place to live, lega...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

The Truth about the Great Tyrannosaurus Rex

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him - there lived a scaled creature... Taller than Shaq, heavier than Rosanne, more blood thirsty than your Grandmother. A creature feared by...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

Seriously, don't get involved with fans.

Things don't go well when you get involved with fans of your material (in my case, it's my sheer level of awesome as I am, Reverend Damaged).They start the car and lock the keys inside, then walk away...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:04:00 PST

You know, the questions here were so different - I'll play along.

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name.First: Gregory Middle: Fucking Last: Peck2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, bot...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:09:00 PST

Fat Chance - by Fat People, for Fat People

Now, anyone who watches day time television has probably seen a commercial for this atrocity by now. The show is called "Fat Chance", and is hosted by the heffer Mo'Nique on Oprah's OXYGEN network. Yo...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 03:14:00 PST

The Inevitability of Escaping Fate: A Christopher Reeve story

We all know by now about the tragedy that had struck our good friend, Christopher Reeve, a little over a year ago, but for those of you that don't know: Christopher Reeve was hospit...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 01:13:00 PST

Something has finally made me feel wrong.

Every now and then people go on to sites such as www.newgrounds.com, www.rainbowanimations.com, or even www.evilzug.com to check out the flash movies created by people with even less time than u...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:58:00 PST

One way to tell you're a jackass.

I'm going to sneak onto horse ranches and snap pictures of a bunch of morons riding horses. Why? Because then I'm going to get the picture developed and stamp "JACKASS" on it, and hand it back to the...
Posted by Reverend Damaged is addicted to his PSP, finally. on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:29:00 PST