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Poopcore

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About Me

I am a master at Trivial Pursuit. I play guitar and bass. I write stories that go nowhere. I'm married. I have a son named Max. I eat a lot of cashews. I will make a joke at your expense if the given the opportunity. I've been to Hawaii and can't wait to go back. I think someone should make a beverage that tastes exactly like Pepto Bismol.

My Interests

music, video games, movies, laughing at stupid people, being the biggest geek I can be

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can tolerate me.

Music:

metallica, megadeth, meshuggah, killswitch engage, lamb of god, weird al yankovic, helmet, dragonforce, quicksand, the suicide pact, into the silence, billie holiday, james brown, public enemy, ice cube, robert johnson, led zeppelin, black sabbath, primus, def leppard, eddie money, journey, foreigner, boston, dr. dre, the muppets, poison, warrant, white lion, winger, slayer, anthrax, snapcase, soundgarden, rage against the machine, cypress hill, bon jovi, vaughn monroe, ac/dc, lexsis jumps, soilwork, in flames, any cover version of any song

Movies:

se7en, heathers, spaceballs, 28 days later, star wars, pitch black, princess bride, quills, planet of the apes, 2001, 2010, killer klowns from outer space, die hard, euro trip, road trip, hoodwinked, the abyss, orgazmo, 40-year old virgin, MST3K the movie, airplane!

Television:

ER, Less Than Perfect, The Tick, all the Law & Order shows, all the CSIs, NCIS, Lost, Crossing Jordan, the Amazing Race, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Heroes

Books:

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins; The End of Faith by Sam Harris; Letter to a Christian Nation by Sam Harris; Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Franken; Dude, Where's My Country? by Michael Moore; Boogers Are My Beat by Dave Barry; A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson; 100 Greatest Stories Never Told, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? by George Carlin; The Truth (With Jokes) by Al Franken; 102 Minutes by Jim Dwyer; The Physics of Superheroes by James Kakalios; 3001 by Arthur C. Clark; The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice; Mike Nelson's Movie Mega-cheese by Michael J. Nelson

Heroes:

Jabba the Hutt, The Tick, Sewer Urchin, Blast Hardcheese, Roll Fizzlebeef, Thick McRunfast, Punch Rockgroin, Slab Bulkhead, Bridge Largemeat, Hunt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt van der Huge, Buff Drinklots, Drunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefgnaws, Mash Lampjaw, Buck Plankchest, Stump Junkman, Dirk Hardpec, Rip Stinkface, Blake Slabrock, Crud Bonemeal, Brick Hardmeat, Whip Slagcheek, Punch Sideiron, Gristle McThornbody, Slake Fistcrunch, Buff Hardback, Bob Johnson, Blast Thickneck, Crunch Buttstick, Slab Squathrust, Lump Beefbroth, Touch Rustrod, Reef Blastbody, Big McLargehuge, Smoke Manmuscle, Feet Punchbeef, Hack Blowfist, Rowdy Roddy Piper

My Blog

Down With the Sickness

The worst thing ever is a baby with a cold (obviously I haven't had the misfortune of dealing with anything worse than that).  Max has a cold.  What makes a baby with a cold such a horrible ...
Posted by Poopcore on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:46:00 PST

The Most Disturbing Thing I’ve EVER Read

I read an article a few days ago that has disturbed me more than anything I've ever read before.  Maybe it's because I'm a parent now or maybe because it's just particularly horrifying. A couple ...
Posted by Poopcore on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:52:00 PST

Oh, the things I get myself into...

Those of you who know me know that among the many, many things that I absolutely despise are getting dressed up, dancing, dance music, stupid teenage bullshit, and proms. Wednesday night, Joyce (a 17-...
Posted by Poopcore on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:36:00 PST

What would you do with forever?

I read a blog the other day that was about immortality.  The author was basically asking people what they would do if they could live forever or even if they wanted to live forever if it were pos...
Posted by Poopcore on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:45:00 PST

A New Classic Album Appears

Finding an album that, from start to finish, contains nothing but awesomeness doesn't happen very often.  Even legendary albums sometimes have a track or two that most people kind of ignore or sk...
Posted by Poopcore on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

Dreams have no meaning, here’s proof

It's ultra-rare that I remember my dreams and usually when I do I can only remember very small bits.  By no means is important to me that I remember them, it's not like I'm looking to my subconsc...
Posted by Poopcore on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

I bet Sam Brownback takes it in the Brown eye

I was on digg.com today looking at all the goofy websites that get posted there when I noticed and article titled "Baptist Christians call for atheists to wear badges or patches".  It was a blog ...
Posted by Poopcore on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:00:00 PST

It's a Miracle! A Non-Baby Related Blog!

So yesterday I officially was accepted to the University of Pittsburgh's Masters of Library and Information Sciences program.  No, I'm not moving to Pittsburgh, it's all online.  In two year...
Posted by Poopcore on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 08:03:00 PST

TMoL Part XVI: Father Really Does Know Best...Sometimes

So, one month down and only 17 years and 11 months left until I'm no longer legally responsible for my son!  Hopefully he'll learn to sleep through the night before then.  Considering that m...
Posted by Poopcore on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:35:00 PST

TMoL Part XV: There's Baby Barf On My Balls

There seem to be things that as a parent you can tolerate much better than before you had a kid.  A baby crying used to annoy the shit out of me.  Now I don't mind it so much (unless it's go...
Posted by Poopcore on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:02:00 PST