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About Me

Living on the wagamama cookbook (yes, eating the paper) in student accomodation. Sheffield! Home of ...too many things to mention, a train in the direction of Canal St. is an important thing in Sheffield~* Languages of the romance and slavic varieties, which are getting on my tits, are *supposed* to form a degree at some point in the future~ cue nervy "haha" darlings. However im sure that Meryl Streep will one day come to my rescue ^-^ (did anyone see her in The Devil Wears Prada?) i shall now expell a DAAARLING, SWEETNESS from my system á la Joanna Lumley and have sex with a greasy emo boy. yum!


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shleen, Aislegne, Ashaleena, Ash, Woofta, Ghey, ad infinitum
Birthday: 16th of sep 1987
Birthplace: Snottingham
Current Location: Sheffield/Lincoln/Nottingham sort of flitting between all three
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Changeable, at the mo black but i'd like a reddish light brown
Height: not enough
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: sorry what?
The Shoes You Wore Today: i wore my fabulous vans from office with the pics of foliage on them
Your Weakness: emo boys with floppy fringes and studded belts...
Your Fears: loneliness
Your Perfect Pizza: hot 'n' spicy type thing
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get rid of this fucking toothache i have at the mo haha
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: anal
Thoughts First Waking Up: noooo too much light lock me back in my coffin... ooh do i have a guy next to me *searches* oh fucking hell he's gone again
Your Best Physical Feature: haha my dimples of course
Your Bedtime: after 1am
Your Most Missed Memory: luck has it that i dont really have one...
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: eww fucking hell darling
Single or Group Dates: single lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: is this some kind of joke?
Chocolate or Vanilla: mmmmm depends if its ben&jerrys, darling
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino although i prefer latte extra shot what does that count as?
Do you Smoke: im known to cancerise myself once in a while yes
Do you Swear: well im going to not *try* to be witty by saying "course i fucking dont" like many people so ill just say yes (and hence the wit sparkles through) ...err
Do you Sing: THE HILLLLLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOOUUUUUND OF MUUUUSIC
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: ahhh many a time but they didnt stay till morning
Do you want to go to College: been there done that got the grades
Do you want to get Married: civil partnership darling thank you
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: ill leave that up to who im trying to pull
Are you a Health Freak: ahahahahaha
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, well i say yes, ill pour out my life story at a later date
Do you like Thunderstorms: l'agrada molt
Do you play an Instrument: i do indeed, many
&..39;In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:' no... (lie)
In the past month have you Smoked: no... (lie)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no... (lie)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no... (lie)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: wtf haha i thought that was a word for fat americans
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ahhh yep, suspicions affirmed
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i prefer my fish in the edible fashion
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: does the time i collapsed outside my door after going to the gay bar and falling in my wardrobe count?
Ever been called a Tease: haha im too clingy
Ever been Beaten up: no actually *amazement*
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: hit by the no. 120 bus, maybe it'll speed it up?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: translator
What country would you most like to Visit: Czech Republic
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: black or maybe peroxide blonde
Short or Long Hair: long darling
Height: not over 5'10"
Weight: between a gnat and a hippo
Best Clothing Style: well~ vans, floppy sagging jeans with a studded belt, skanky boxers, tight tshirt, hoody, piercings all over the shop
Number of Drugs I have taken: ...im not going to answer that
Number of CDs I own: god no idea... a few hundred?
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: i have swirly stars on my ankle, které miluju vzdycky
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not shagging my ex in the weatherspoons toilets
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, Pedro Almodovar to start~ for those that dont know hes a podgy homosexualist. Also the best director maybe... in the world ^^ I would mention others but that would make for very boring reading, i suppose i'd like to tell the lead singer of Muse to shut the FUCK UP when he's breathing in, other than that i prefer people in the televisions so i can switch them off teehee XD

My Blog

"Are you ok?"

"Are you ok?" "You don't seem very happy, are you sure you're ok?" "What's the matter?" "Are you ok?" "Are you ok?" YES!! STOP FUCKING ASKING!! you know who you are people. Don't ever ask anyone if th...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:25:00 GMT

People with too many myspazz "friends"

Have you ever gone on the Bilborough College search myspazz thingy? how scene are all those people? sheesh! i went on one that had like 1811 friends.  They all seem incredibly nauseous... Bu...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:36:00 GMT

On the end of an era

The last official day of college! woot, weve been here 2 years you say! my oh my... To the people that have made it memorable, you'll be missed in the Summer, Alice, Sarah (a toast to fuckin...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:33:00 GMT