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Paul of Flint

Men are from Halfords, Woman are from Boots.......

About Me

Hi. I'm not Ed Winchester. I live in a house, and I eat food. One day I hope to drink stuff too.I drive a car. It is red and has wheels and stuff. Vroom.I like to smoke. Mostly cigarettes, but I don't mind a pipe. As long as it is green. A nice, lean, green schmoke machine.I had a dream. In the dream, a strange mole-like being dressed in a tuxedo told me I have to prepare the world for the coming of the Space Ninja Lesbians. So watch yerself. Yes, especially YOU, you malingering, rogue-like nasty little SCHMUCK.To be cuntinued.

My Interests

Guitars, Drums, Bass, Power Chords. And Fried Chicken. And driving fast cars.

I'd like to meet:

John Cleese's moustache.

Music:

AC/DC, Greenday, FooFighters, Kerbdog, Wildhearts, Kill The Young, Iron Maiden, Metallica, The Descendants, The Damned, Smashing Pumpkins, Blink 182, Offspring, Queen, Led Zep, Black Sab, Agent Blue, 28 Costumes, Reggie Dixons Tango Treats, Blue Oyster Cult, The Cure, Placebo, Nirvana, The Suzukis, Queens Of The Stoneage, Muse, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, The Smiths, Soulwax, The Elderberries, Radiohead, Sytem Of A Down, Presidents of the USA, Manic Street Preachers, Yes, OMD, Buggles, B Movie Heroes, Tears For Fears, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bad News, Pink Floyd, Rush, Alice Cooper, At The Drive In, Billy Idol, Bowie, ELO, Genesis, Kate Bush, The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, Queen, Queensryche, Simon & Garfunkel, Therapy?, Thin Lizzy

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, StarWars, Napoleon Dynamite, The Fog, Ghostbusters, Bad Taste, Anything Monty Python, KillBill, Maximum Overdrive, Kingpin, Usual Suspects, Robocop, Mars Attacks. Oh, and Debbie Does Dallas. Haven't seen it, but I've heard it's pretty good . . . . .

Television:

League Of Gentleman, The Fast Show, Doctor Who, Nighty Nite, Chuckle Brothers, Bullseye, Blockbusters, Shooting Stars, Harry Hills TV Burp, Twin Peaks, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

All Stephen King (Except 'Liseys Story' which I've just finished, and is shite), All Red Dwarf Books.

Heroes:

Malcolm Young, Stephen King

My Blog

The Next Cloture

Well, the time has come to move on........ I'm soon to pack my bags and leave the humble town of Flint (or should I say shit-hole), and travel northwards to pastures new (namely Leeds), and begin a ne...
Posted by Paul of Flint on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST

whoooooooooooooooooo!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Paul of Flint on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST

It......

'It'. A VERY interesting word. Some definitions of the word are......... information technology: the branch of engineering that deals with the use of computers and telecommunications to retrieve and s...
Posted by Paul of Flint on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

This is how the world ends.....

It's 4.37am. I'm wide-a-fucking-wake. It's dark out there. It's dark in here, too.  It's coming. The wind is scraping through the cracks, in long and sadistic SHRIEKS. Or is it? Who knows. Probab...
Posted by Paul of Flint on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:43:00 PST

Shiver me timbers....

FOOKIN 'ELL it's COLD up 'ere!!Our session time in the studio with us Rellies has been reduced (due to unforeseen magic aliens who came from planet Mars and told us if we didn't finish by Thursday nig...
Posted by Paul of Flint on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST

Long time no blog.....

Hello, and many conflabulary interfrastic welcomes to my first blog in . . . . . um, ages.  I'm back in the UK after my rather, erm, interesting jaunt to Thailand, which involved booze, beaches, ...
Posted by Paul of Flint on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

A close shave . . .

Well, I'm back in Bangkok.  The city that never sleeps, or stops drinking.  A long journey on a big VIP coach.  It was pretty good, until Chris took off his shoes and nearly gassed the ...
Posted by Paul of Flint on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:55:00 PST

The Village Idiot

Not much to say today, because I've done nothing . . . . except recovering from the EVIL bucket of Sam Song I accidentely drank at a party last night.  Ouch.  This drink should be banned.&nb...
Posted by Paul of Flint on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:54:00 PST

Trains, Planes and shit mini-busses . . . . .

Sorry I haven't updated my blog-thingy for a while, been to busy having immense fun on exotic islands . . . . . well, MOST of the time.  We did a border-hop the other day to get out Visas sorted ...
Posted by Paul of Flint on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST

Beach head

Ahh.  Perfect white sands, tropical drinks, fine food, semi-naked women.  It doesn't get any better than this . . . . . . Spent yesterday on the beach, in the sea, gettin a nice sun-burn.&nb...
Posted by Paul of Flint on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST