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captain fantastic

someone spat in my test tube

About Me


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$$ not much 2 say drunken chef looking 2 do something meaningfull with my life cant be arsed! im a reasonably chilled out character i like gettin pissed and fucking about. 90% of the time making a complete tit of myself but its good banter!!!
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My Interests

motorbikes beer and boobies


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I'd like to meet:

spiderman!!! and sonic the hedgehogPAMELA ANDERSONAND MABEY THE OLSEN TWINS:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% Iron Man 75% Hulk 70% The Flash 70% Green Lantern 70% Catwoman 60% Superman 55% Robin 55% Wonder Woman 48% Supergirl 43% Batman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

leeds festival whoohoo!!! me and bowie drunk again
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: stephen tomson
Birthday: 19 march
Birthplace: kircaldy
Current Location: dunfermline
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: gingerybrownyblonde
Height: 5,10
Right Handed or Left Handed: rigt
Your Heritage: eh???
The Shoes You Wore Today: superstars
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Fears: zippy from rainbow (i fuckin hate him)
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and tomato
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: rule the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hello hows u
Thoughts First Waking Up: need a wank
Your Best Physical Feature: my god like body and 12 inch penis
Your Bedtime: anytime i want im a big boy now
Your Most Missed Memory: leeds festival 03
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck!! YUP
Do you Sing: only when pissed
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: fuck no
Do you belive in yourself: from time to time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: kinda i have my good lookin moments
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no that shit is rank
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yup in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup my girlfreinds lighter
Ever been Drunk: stupid question im probably drunk now
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: some day
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dolphin trainer
What country would you most like to Visit: america
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: easy either way
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5 ish
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: normal is best none of this eightys crap or fuckin goth pish
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: cant be arsed counting them! a few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 2 one on my chest one on my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2 many 2 count

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Music:

..metallica,kyuss,queens of the stone age,ian brown,tool,lenny dee,PRODIGY,pretty much anything as long as its good cos if its crap i wont like it and u cant make me listen to it so dont even try!!!!! found this nugget of musical gold

Movies:

mallrats,scarface,dogma, never ending story,conan

Television:

knight rider jayceand the wheeled warriors

Books:

eh!!!!dont do books i like little videos like the ones below whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!!me and heaton fookin about in my flat this is what u get when u mix boredom with buckfast

Heroes:

spiderman coz he is easily the best super hero and the guyver coz hes hard as a coffin nail!!!

My Blog

broadband anger

 where is my sky broadband me and lian have been waiting for weeks getting very angry gonna hulk out soon and smash something...
Posted by captain fantastic on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST

santa sack

merry chrimbo!!! santa was very good 2 me this year he emptied his bulging sack all over my front room ...
Posted by captain fantastic on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:06:00 PST

my new flat

whoo hoo got a flat and its the best one ever i think all are welcome for tea and biscuits ...
Posted by captain fantastic on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:31:00 PST

arrggghh

ive been checking every breakers yard in the bloody uk and i cant find the fucking exhaust im looking for starting 2 get really pissed off arrggghh1st June - Update  - Got new exhaust! ! ! Bike i...
Posted by captain fantastic on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:47:00 PST

oh dear

woke up this morning with blonde hair thought it was a bad dream my girlfreind decided 2 put streaks in it wheres the clippers time for a hair cut...
Posted by captain fantastic on Thu, 11 May 2006 02:31:00 PST

pissed

48 hours of from work and i cant afford to get pissed fucking irony how you mock me
Posted by captain fantastic on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:12:00 PST

bored!!!

im so bored need some form of  mental stimulation
Posted by captain fantastic on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:29:00 PST