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The King Of Erith

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About Me

There aint much to know about me. Since leaving school 8 years ago I've spent my life in full time employment, of which 7 have seen me stuck in an oversized green and gold cornershop in west London. No prizes for guessing which one. That should all change pretty soon though. I'm always up for a laugh and anything that adds a bit of fun to my otherwise mundane life. ;-) south park speech problem
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My Interests

I'm a simple chap so I aint got many interests other than the obvious sort of stuff, you know, football, music, birds, beer etc.
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I'd like to meet:

The bastard who developed the concept of having to work for a living.
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Music:


Take your pick from, in alphabetical order.......
MySpace Layouts22-20's, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Art Brut, At The Drive In, Basement Jaxx, Battle, Biffy Clyro, Bloc Party, Boy Kill Boy, Brigade, The Bronx, Bullet For My Valentine, The Cooper Temple Clause, Corrosion Of Conformity, The Cure, Damageplan, Damien Rice, The Datsuns, David Gray, Death From Above 1979, Deftones, Disturbed, Dogs, Down, Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Engerica, Fear Factory, Feeder, Fightstar, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, Funeral For A Friend, Guilemots, Hell Is For Heroes, Helmet, Hundred Reasons, Ian Brown, The Icarus Line, Idlewild, Incubus, InMe, Interpol, Jimi Hendrix, JJ72, Kasabian, Kerbdog, Killswitch Engage, King Adora, KoRn, Lamb Of God, The Longcut, The Maccabees, Mastodon, Maximo Park, Mercury Rev, Metallica, Million Dead, Modest Mouse, Mumm-Ra, Muse, The Music, My Vitriol, Nine Black Alps, Nirvana, Oasis, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, The Rakes, RHCP, Refused, Reuben, Rival Schools, Roots Manuva, Seafood, Secret Machines, Sepultura, Silverchair, Slipknot, Soil, Soulfly, The Stills, The Stone Roses, Stone Sour, The Subways, Suede, Sunna, The Sunshine Underground, Supergrass, Superjoint Ritual, System Of A Down, Therapy?, Tom Vek, Tool, Turin Brakes, Vex Red, The Walkmen, Weezer, White Rose Movement, Wolfmother, The Young Knives, Yourcodenameis:Milo................PHEW!!

Movies:

I aint much of a film buff. I just aint got the patience or concentration. However if a film is packed full of stunts and loud noises or makes me laugh then I'll watch it.
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Television:

Despite having Sky I often struggle to find something to watch. I'll normally stick on one of the sports channels or MTV2. Tell you what the best programme on telly is
MySpace Layouts though.. Deal Or No Deal! Edmonds is a legend! Most of the old comedies on UK Gold are always worth a look Cos all new sitcoms are rubbish. Another favourite is Worlds Wildest Police Chases featuring Sheriff John Bunnell (Ret), but Channel 5 have taken it off the air in favour of a far inferior police cahse programme. I tell you, its a scandal.

Books:

are something I'm not familiar with!
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Heroes:

Shaun Of The Med. The amount of food he can get through in one sitting is admirable.
MySpace Layouts Best Human Traffic scene ever.

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My Blog

An Announcement From The King Of Erith's Grand Palace

This is an historic day for the town of Erith. For today is the day I leave for foreign climes. Maybe permanently, maybe not. But be warned, this is NOT an abdication. However, during my absence, I ha...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:12:00 PST

That Fucking Does It

This is the last straw. Yet again I was happily writing another great lengthy blog about my japes in the last couple of weeks, namely seeing off my fantastic girlfriend Grace off at the airport as she...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:21:00 PST

Cutty Sark R.I.P.

I heard about the Cutty Sark's fate from Sainsbury's instore rolling news screens, would you believe. A bit random I know but it still didn't cause me any less shock. I'm absolutely gutted this has ha...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:16:00 PST

Do You Know What I Hate About Blogs?

YET A FUCKING GAIN, I've written a lengthy blog about my trials and tribulations over the last month, and when I go to post it, it asks me for a detail I've missed out IT FUCKING WIPES THE LOT OFF!!!...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:51:00 PST

Beano To Newcastle - A Special Report

I aint going to go into too much detail on the beano cos it would take so long. Safe to say though that we had an absolute blinder of a trip. Newcastle is such a good night out. So different to London...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:13:00 PST

BEANO!

Forgot to mention in my last blog, I'm off to Newcastle on Friday for my mate Dazza's stag do. This means I won't be online until Monday at the earliest. It's going to be a fucking mega beano and...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

What I Got Up To Last Week

It was the last week of my 2 week holiday from work. Nothing happened the first week, but the second week was a bit more eventful. It went thus: Monday:  Nothing, boring. Tuesday:  Did nothi...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST

The Blog Of One Sentence

Well fuck me I'm now off work for two weeks and I'm feeling hyper as cos of the liberating sweet feeling of freedom that comes from not having to trek up to Knightsbridge every fucking day to work for...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:52:00 PST

Just Who The Fuck Are You?

About 3 hours after I posted my blog today I switched my computer beack on, logged back on to Myspace, to find that already 13 people had read it! Just who the fuck are you?! Ha ha. I'd love to know w...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST

It's official.

I got a letter from the Australian Government via Trailfinders to confirm the successful application of my visa, meaning they acually want me to live in their country. Are they mad?! The plan is to le...
Posted by The King Of Erith on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:42:00 PST