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Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith)

Arrive. Raise Hell. Leave. Almost Chuck Norris. Apparently...

About Me

Big, tired, insomniac, and happy, insomnia is driving me a little crazy, but to be expected. Life is good at the moment, I have friends, I have family, ok, work sucks a bit, but whatever! And I have the most amazing girlfriend ever.She's called Emily. She's awesome. I am truly lucky to have her in my life. Plus she loves being hugged, I love giving hugs, it's all good!! I love her with all my heart and never want to let her go.PLEASE NOTE: Unless you know me, please DO NOT invite to add me. Bands I have no problem with, but random people I will never talk to, no thanks. I am not a trophy collector. I use this for my purposes alone, and one of them is not to see how many friends I can have. If you are a band, you are more than welcome. Always want to promote music. If not, thanks but no thanks.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Me to know....
Birthday: 26th March
Birthplace: London, England
Current Location: Somewhere in No Man's Land in the SE of England
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'10'' ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: English. I'm led to believe.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Nike trainers. Comfy as fuck for work.
Your Weakness: KFC
Your Fears: Dogs, dying, failure, being alone.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Answering some questions that are bugging me...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Ah"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I've been asleep??!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, I've been told.
Your Bedtime: Usually has AM after it
Your Most Missed Memory: The family who are not with me anymore...
Pepsi or Coke: Full fat bastard Pepsi or Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds, to my sins
Single or Group Dates: Single. Isn't group dates 'swinging'?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Huh?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Yep. Every day
Do you Shower Daily: Every other
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt
Do you want to get Married: Some day, but not yet
Do you belive in yourself: In my personality yes, not in my looks
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: See question 2 spaces above
Are you a Health Freak: I had KFC for dinner, what do you think?!
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they are tops. And I mean that.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Never used to, do now though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Pfft, yes of course
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No I'm afraid
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: IT'S CALLED A SHOPPING CENTRE!!! And yes, I have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Aint had them in years

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: *puke* no. Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: If you count karaoke, then yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, thankfully
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, never have
Ever been Drunk: Of course officer
Ever been called a Tease: Not quite...
Ever been Beaten up: Yep. Other dude came off worse though
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: Either surrounded by loved ones, or chased off a cliff by topless women in thongs a la Graham Chapman in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. Depends on the day
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Gee, I'm only 24, I don't know...Manager would be nice
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain. Technically, Fuerteventura
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Aint got one
Favourite Hair Color: Probably brunettes, but generally not got one
Short or Long Hair: Long as it isn't shorter than mine, all good
Height: Doesn't bother me
Weight: Well, I weigh 20 stone. So, I'm not gonna be too fussy, am I??
Best Clothing Style: One that compliments the lady well. Nothing worse than a girl who doesn't look like she's comfortable with herself.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None. Oh no, sorry, a lug from a spliff
Number of CDs I own: Too many for me to count, gotta be pushing a hundred, if not more
Number of Piercings: Diddly squat (none)
Number of Tattoos: None, as of yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret? Nothing. Chances missed? Loads. All part of life though my friends, you live and learn...
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My Interests


My wonderful Emily xxx, Music, Sports, mainly athletics and football, Socalising, Chilling, Driving, Writing poetry, Philosophy/Thinking, Training.

I'd like to meet:

God, to see if he REALLY does exist, Sheriff John Burnell (ret.) and Chuck Norris

Music:

Too many to mention, but here's a choice few...Therapy?, Bloc Party, Roots Manuva, Slipknot, System of a Down, Rage Against The Machine, Muse, Idlewild, Aphex Twin, Faithless, Basement Jaxx, Mad Capsule Markets, Amen, David Gray, Damien Rice, Rammstein, Jimmy Eat World, Pitchshifter, Reuben, Hell is For Heroes, Deftones, Pennywise, NOFX, Fear Factory, Cypress Hill, Squarepusher, Biffy Clyro,I'm sure there's more..

Movies:

Not a big movie fan, but like things like The Crow, Swordfish, Matrix Trilogy, Guest House Paradiso, X Men/comic book film adaptations, Batman Begins.

Television:

Bottom - Rik and Ade are legends!, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Anything involving Jimmy Carr, Eddie Izzard shows, Lee Evans shows, Quizmania RIP, WWE, to my sins, and other meaningless crap on at 2am when I can't sleep!Best show on TV though...TOP GEAR!!!!!

Books:

Angels and Demons - Dan Brown, Anything by Dave Gorman and Danny Wallace, 1984 - George Orwell.

Heroes:

To idolise is one thing, to respect and love is another...Emily, because I never have loved someone like I love her. She is everything to me, I never want to lose you hunny. I love you with all my heart xxx.Dan. The nearest thing I have to a brother. We've been through a lot of shit and good times, and we're only 25! May it carry on for a long time dude.Also The King of Erith. For, popular to what he claims, he can eat just as much as me! And all the best when you go Down Under son, you'll be sorely missed.

My Blog

Just because...

..> ..> Ok, so perhaps a bit hit and miss, but I like the song and most of it rings true...   Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim. Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost pr...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:06:00 PST

A Lawless State? No thanks.

While I'm on a roll, I'll start on my list. Insomnia is a bad thing. There is all this talk about the Police not getting their annual 3% pay rise, because the Government are now saying that all rises ...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:59:00 PST

Don’t seem fair

Bit of a sad start to the year, really. I found out one of my next door neighbours died just before New Year's Eve. He was, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the friendlist, most affable people I ha...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:33:00 PST

Damn, I want to write something...

...But it's late and I don't know what to write and where to start. All I know is, these words from Interpol's 'Heinrich Maneuver' keep going round in my head... Let it come 'Cause I've got a chance f...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:00:00 PST

Been a while....

...Probably not the last one too. Over the last year, a lot of things have happened that have really got my attention, and proved a) how ridiculous this country is becoming b) how some human beings ar...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:21:00 PST

Finally, after 2 years...

...We got promoted on Saturday!! Oh yes, Bexley AC are in the league we deserve to be in. Having missed out last season, feels good knowing that we going back up to Division 2. Was a good day (well, a...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST

Hi ho, hi ho, its (back) off to jail you go...

Well, since my last blog about this whole Paris Hilton debacle, a lot has seemed to happen and the world has gone Hilton mad again. She's apparently gone mad, she's turned religious (which, to my...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:00:00 PST

Reasons why I love and hate athletics...

Ah, summertime. Means one thing to me...The start of my athletics season! This will be something like my 12th years competing for my club and, on the whole, its been a successful and enjoyable experie...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:48:00 PST

I don't care if you are Paris Hilton, you're drunk...

I shall start this blog with a bit of a confession...I do have a disliking of Paris Hilton. The woman irritates me with a passion. How does someone who, from what I can see has no job and has got wher...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:39:00 PST

Sunny Leeds, Sunny Eastbourne and Shitty Work...

Crickey, down to one a month now! Whats happened I hear you all cry out? Well, went to Leeds with Emily and Charshy and stayed with Dan, who was a magnificant host. Done some serious walking about (Le...
Posted by Shaun Of The Med (Acting King of Erith) on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:46:00 PST