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Andy

you'll find the back of my hand most displeasing

About Me

Well let's see. I am a transplant from Delaware and am not sure if the surgery has taken. I might be disfigured for life!! I love moon-lit strolls on the beach, crying in the rain, and the word "incontinence". You can work and slave your entire life to eek out a living, but when you're gone...that's it. On the flipside, there are uneducated workers who do menial labor constructing architecture that will be appreciated and enjoyed for generation after generation. In essence a person could live for hundreds of years. I think having a legacy is important. Some of my goals are having a story published and an idea patented. I also believe nothing has the ability to unite the masses than the universal language of midget porn.

My Interests

Fast cars, fast women, fast bikes, and fast-acting relief from my...um...flare-ups. I guess some of my interests would be drawing, playing chess, basketball, shakin what my mama gave me, crosswords, coffee shops, people watching, pretending that I have a good singing voice, spending time with my puppy, live shows, graffitti, local art galleries, quizzo, movie quotes, and bobbing for apples(prison rules)

I'd like to meet:

Some interesting, down to earth, intelligent, fun to be around, people. I like people who don't take themselves too seriously. Someone who will cradle my head, ever so gently, after I've had too much to drink as they write "balls" on my forhead. I wan't to be exposed to new music, movies, etc.. Sense of humor is a must. Someone with a loss of equilibrium and a lisp, (oops I thlipped).

Music:

pretty much evertything sans Country, sorry y'all. Metric/Engine Down/Pinback/Menomena/Postal Service/Go Machine/Sparta/Denali/Blonde Redhead/At the Drive In/Radiohead/Squirrel Nut Zippers/Metrosexuals/Led Zeppelin(1 & 2)/Weezer/Deftones/Beck/Tool/Fiona Apple/Portishead/Smashing Pumpkins/Pretty Girls Make Graves/Cake/Sarah McLachlan/Bob Marley/Chili Peppers/dark,hip-hop DnB/Wyclef Jean/Digable Planets/Fleetwood Mac/Jamiroquai/Toadies/Primus/System of a Down/Gorillaz/*Aesop Rock*/Del tha Funky Homosapien/Missy Elliot/Roots/Tribe Called Quest/Slick Rick/Dizzee Rascal/Outkast/K-OS/D'Angelo/Timbaland and Magoo/Sade/Anthony Hamilton/Erikah Badu/Musiq/Coldplay/Queens of the Stone Age/Eminem

Movies:

So I Married and Axe Murderer/American Beauty/Princess Bride/Eternal Sunshine fo the Spotless Mind/Swingers/Memento/Goonies/Pulp Fiction/anything with John Cusack/I Heart Hugabees/Army of Darkness/Snatch/The Royal Tanenbauns/Sideways/Stand By Me/Cohen Bros. flicks/Garden State/Immortal Beloved/Half Baked/The Fifth Element/Out Cold/28 Days Later/Lost in Translation/Zoolander/Ray/Best in Show/Super Troopers/Sandlot/Shaun of the Dead/A Christmas Story

Television:

Family Guy/Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Simpsons/Dave Chapelle/Seinfeld/Da Ali G Show/The Discovery Channel/The Venture Bros./CNN/Inuyasha/SNL/Sealab 2001/Speed(Moto GP racing)/Cheers/Curb Your Enthusiasm/South Park/The Andy Dick Show

Books:

Haven't done much reading unfortunately. I've never had the patience for it. Guess I just haven't found the right book yet. I am interested in picking up "America" by Jon Stewart

Heroes:

I guess the most obvious answer would be my mom. She dun good. Oh, and P. Diddy...